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The Butcher - Blog Posts
Man, fuck Kayne. Like actually fuck him, he's a very very horrible... person? Entity? God? Idk. I just want him to stop killing off really cool character(s) just for the fun of it :(
Yes I am still torn up about the butcher.
Arthur being hit on by every hot single in his area will never not be funny to me
The Malevolent brainrot has gotten so bad that everyone I meet will at some point receive a pitch for the show. At this point how am I not going to rant about a skrunkly wet cat of a man and his eldritch boyfriend as they travel throughout time and space while trying to find a will to live and discovering their deeply repressed gay thoughts? And we can't forget about the priest lover, the menace to society that also likes to be treated like a dog sometimes, the ridiculously powerful loose cannon who also apparently likes show biz, the Owl (tm), the absurd amount of masks, the absurd amount of bugs, the absurd amount of flesh, the absurd amount of very large holes, the scar-tissue-to-body percentage, the pantheon of lovecraftian gods etc etc etc. oh yeah and he ate a guy.
Oh god whenever I hear Peggy Gordon I am immediately thrown back into a wild hyperfixation that tastes of brainrot and all-consuming obsession, I am not well
Morry's mom + morry's dad+ THIS BITCH-
I can’t find the original photo for the life of me
But for the new episode have a malevolent shitpost
Guys I think we glazed over the butchers vocals. Like I know your murdering people but your slaying down queen, like he definitely thanked Beyoncé
I made my choice, what about you?
Malevolent Sexyman Tournament Round Two
All other polls in the link above!
Edit: it’s explained in more words in the link above but you guys. If this thing 50/50 perfectly ties I have to kick both of them out and Malam moves on in their stead. Yall know that right. Guys. Lock in.
Arthur Lester introducing his 7 boyfriends (people I've seen him be shipped with):
• This one is an entity that is stuck in my head and he is a lying manipulative son of a bitch.
• This man is ectually my bestfriend. Woepsie, I meant to say was my bestfriend, because the entity in my head killed him.
• The one that lost an arm. well funfact, I'm the one that cutted that arm off.
• I watched this one choke on his own blood.
• That one was ectually hired to kill me and he tried to torture me when he tied up in a random bastment.
• This one is a phycotic freak, who said that he is going to torture me and everyone I love until the end of time.
• And this one is ectually the other one, but from a different dimension. He is a little less phycotic, but still very phycotic.