The Collector 2009 - Blog Posts

UGH LOOK AT THEMMMMM THE TENSION!!! JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!!

THE COLLECTOR (2009) dir. Marcus Dunstan

The Collector (2009)

okay WHAT. YO THAT MOVIE WAS ABSOLUTE GAS?!?! would NOT recommend watching if you’re sensitive to gore/violence and nudity. but holy banana PLEASEEEEEEE. I WANT ARKIN. IM GONNA GO FERAL THEY HAD NO BUSINESS PUTTING A MAN SO FINE IN THAT MOVIE. oh my god and the way he fought the collector.. guys just fuck already we get it. OH MY GODDD AND THE COLLECTOR. PLEASE. SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION WITH ARKIN AND FOR WHAAATTTTT⁉️⁉️⁉️ ALSO I SHOULD MENTION ALL THE SONGS WERE BANGERS. THEY HAD DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE IN THE BACKGROUND AT SOME POINT. YES PLEASEEEE. I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH THE SEQUAL AND SEE MORE OF MY WIFE!!!! oh my god but the amount of times people were actually being dumbasses is appalling (should be expected from a horror movie though 🤷‍♂️). i felt like that one audio, “let me get this- let me get this straight, DUMBASS.” it felt like watching hardcore porn/j. OKAY JOKES ASIDE GENUINELY A GREAT MOVIE AND I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH SEQUEL TO SEE MY WIFE.

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