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[OC's dialogue]
*Kitsuo and Dimitri walking on the street, they bump into each other*
Kitsuo: *sees D* AAAAAAAH, a Russian!
Dimitri: *sees K* AAAAH, a Fascist!
*both of them stop screaming*
D&K: Why are you screaming?
*Lauren appears*
Lauren: Guys, what the fuck are you two-
D&K: AAAAH, A COMMIE!