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Izuminokami : Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Tsurumaru : Thanks, Izuminokami !
Izuminokami : It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.
Tsurumaru : You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Izuminokami : Spear.
Tsurumaru : BLOCKED.
Izuminokami : I love hearing Tsurumaru shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.
Tsurumaru : We all have our demons.
Tsurumaru , grabbing Izuminokami : This one’s mine.
Izuminokami : That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Tsurumaru : Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Izuminokami : I like the way you think.
Tsurumaru : I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Izuminokami , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Izuminokami : Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
Izuminokami : Oh no, where did it go?
Tsurumaru : IZUMINOKAMI WHAT THE FUCK?!
Tsurumaru : That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Izuminokami : No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Tsurumaru :
Tsurumaru : What?
Izuminokami : I need to feed my Neopets!
Tsurumaru : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Izuminokami : I wrote you a poem.
Tsurumaru , already crying: You did?
Tsurumaru : You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Izuminokami : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Tsurumaru : I said within reason, Izuminokami . How about I murder that guy?
Izuminokami : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Tsurumaru : Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Poor Tsurumaru
A short fic inspired by @rex-writes-sometimes post talking about the contrast between Shokudaikiri and Tsurumaru here. This fic honestly only focuses on the one paragraph in that post that made me want to explore his character. I don’t know him too well, so this is more of an exploration of his feelings during his lifetime. And to get a better grasp of his inner thoughts.
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