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Me: "I want to remain child free because I don't wanna pass on my trauma to the next generation, but i'm a lesbian so at least I don't have to worry about accidental pregnancy."
*finds out through a friend that a really hot bisexual chick in town has a crush on me. (she's also currently pregnant with her exe's kid)
Me: *Internal screaming noises*