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YALLLLL OMGGG
WE HAVE A NEW GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT AT SKL
N LIKE HE WAS SPEAKING GERMAN TO IMPRESS ALL THE CHICKS BUT HE WAS SAYING SHIT LIKE “du riechst nach scheiße” (you smell like shit) and “du hast skid spuren in deiner unterwäsche” (you have skid marks in your underwear) [idek abt that one 😭]
AND THEN HE LOOKS AT ME N GOES “ich will deine titten ficken” (i want to fuck your tits) AND I TURNED AROUND N SAID “entschuldigung was willst du tun?“ (excuse me? what do you want to do?) AND THE WAY HIS FACE WENT WHITE AS A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST 😭😭😭
HE JUST STARTED HYPERVENTILATING IT WAS SO FUNNY