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(Movie Hp meets My AU Hp)
AU Hermione: *looks at m.Hermione in horror* No way…I seem so…ugh perfect. Burn it Ron.
Movie Hermione: Excuse me!?*looks affronted*
Au Hermione: You’re excuse.
The Harrys: *circling each other like feral cats*
AU Harry: *suddenly freezes* Something just happened
AU Harry: *runs to the Hogwarts’ courtyard* Ron Bilus!
Movie Harry: ???
(Courtyard)
*AU Ron being choked in the air by the collar- by m.Ron’s hand- as he chokes m.Ron around the neck with his legs*
Hogwart’s Students: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Twins: Step right up!
Fred: Place your bets!
George: Choose your Ronnie!
AU Hermione: How dare!
Movie H&H: *sighs
AU Hermione: Why didn’t anyone tell me, we’re betting on Ron?! *pulls out a gallon*
AU Harry: *pulls out 30 gallons then shrugs when stared at* Can’t bet them? Join them
Ginny: Come on Ronnie! I got 20 gallons riding on you!
Percy: Show that faker who’s boss! *handing a surprise Fred 40 gallons*
Professor Trelawney: Ah! I was wondering why I got Evan’s old vision this year. *takes a sip of her flask with a chuckle* Put down for 60 on our worlds Ronald. Just like Lily.
Movie H&H: Bloody Hell?
Draco: *being a brat* Oh look, it a she-weasley. Red hair, fr-
Ginny: *doesn’t spare him a glance as she runs by him* Oh look, it a dumb bitch who can't tie his shoes.
Draco: *flabbergasted* E-excuse me?! Once my father-
Ron: Your father couldn't find his way out a paper bag *jumps over his head to catch his sister* Ginny, back off! It my day to be with Harry!
Ginny: *farther down the hall, cackling* Suck it bitch!
Draco: *taken back, confused but still trying to gain his footing* I-I'll have you know, my father and I are part of-
George: *pops out from Draco’s right side* You guys aren't even that high on the pure-blood list
Fred: *pops up from the left* On either list to be exact.
Twins: *takes off placing bets on their younger siblings*
Draco: *fumbling for the last word* How dare-
Percy: *speed walking past to get his siblings* Oh hush child of the ninth branch of the 18th house. You're in the presence of the fourth branch of the 10th house
Pansy: *facepalms*