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I have a theory.
If as a child, someone barely talks, they will grow up and say things without thinking about it.
My evidence is myself because I was quiet till high school when I suddenly have the balls to say whatever too whoever.
I dead ass told MY PRINCIPAL that I thought his kids like whos from Dr Seuss.
You're probably thinking that's not bad and you're right, it's what I said afterwards.
I told him, his wife, and his 5 year old son that his kid looked like the Grinch...
I said he looked like Jim Carrey's live action Grinch as a kid.
I still can't believe I said that to him and I hope his son is okay. I really meant it in the best way possible though. Grinch as a kid was cute and I meant just like the facial structure, you know.
He will never let me forget it
HOW THE HELL DO I ACCIDENTALLY ANON MYSELF?? UHM??
H-HOW
LIKE IM SITTING HERE WAITING FOR FOOD THAT THE GODS OF FANFICTION CREATE AND WAM BAM I FOUND ONE OF MY REQUESTS BUT I HAD ANONED MYSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (heres link btw its xiao crushing on you headcannons and hehe its wonderful)