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Just curious.....when it comes to your hard stan thoughts about XH.....who is it and what are they? I have two sometimes three that are a brainrot for me.

#1: Junhan coming to you kinda stressed out because he can't get the guitar fingerings correct for a song and so his s/o tells him to finger them to regain his confidence.

#2: Gaon, in his entirety, is very adorable yes. However, I feel like below that persona is a very not vanilla boy. That mysterious charm makes him insanely attractive to me. But like imagine jealous Gaon. I see him going almost !yandere¡ possessive during those times.

And #3: idk why but I need Gunil (because he has been working out prob) to use his strength against me. Weather it be trying to bench press his S/O. Holding you on his back while he does squats. Doing the cute push-ups thing where the s/o lays underneath and gives kisses as he comes down. Bonus points if he catches his S/O staring at his arms. Gives the boy a confidence boost.

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Omg but like lemme tell u about my thoughts dirty thoughts lol.

Gaon is very cute but I have to agree! He seems all kind and gentle until he's in the sheets, fucking you completely dumb making you see stars😮‍💨. I think he's the type that after rearranging you inside to get all shy yet curious. Asking if you enjoyed it and if there's something you want to try next time. Might even try to go for another round;). Wants to keep his cock inside you while cuddling 🥰

I have a thing for junhan too tho, he seem like he'd like to tell you what to do/ give orders but loves to see you on top. Like a power bottom if you ask me. Telling you how pretty you look riding him and holding you by your waist to help keep your balance. Not to mention how cute he is with messy hair 😌 all together he's so cute and tired after but wants to take care of you still, tryna clean you up and give you water, maybe even some food to make sure that your ok. Just amazing 😍

Why is no one talking about how LONG Junhan's fingers are...

I know right! There soon fucking Long like, the thing I would let him do to me. Let me stop lol 😆

Everyone!! Please give me some submissions! Also I'm working on the part 2 of enhypen x s/o

This was interesting 😂

Xdinary Heroes Boyfriend Headcanons

A/N: i havent seen much of these even tho they debuted a week ago BUT STILL 

Gun-il

-boy oh boy

-he is a HANDFUL

-of sunshine :)

-fuck him being christian. THE ONLY THING HE WORSHIPS IS YOU.

-will buy you cute plushies that remind you of him.

-spoils you bc he thinks youre TOO CUTE <3

-”Oh Gun-il you didnt have-” “I ALSO BOUGHT YOU THESE NEW GUCCI SHOES. THEY REMINDED ME OF YOU”

-rip jyp’s credit card score-

-a real creep sometimes

-you were changing and he accidently walked in and instead of saying “Oh sorry honey.”, he did that weird ass lip thing. lets say he slept on the couch that weekend.

Jungsu

-wholesome keyboi

-literally buys you flowers every month. like its to the point where the local flower shop has appointments for him.

-and if you have chubby hips like him, omg his heart flew away say bye to it bestie.

-he loves laying on your legs and getting forehead kisses 

-you clown him abt his “tonight” in hdd

-”Baby you sounded like corspe husband.” “Im way better than that among us playing cheapskate.”

-soft makeout sessions 100000%

-loves grabbing your hips anytime of the week. 24/7 365

-not in a smexy way but more in a “AAAAAAAAAAAAA gimme kithies” way

-unless ;) 

-unless its dancing what are yall thinking creeps?

Gaon

-nervous boi

-for an extrovert, he was kinda nervous at first.

-meaning the first day

-once he got comfy, THE CHAOS OMG

-he bought matching meme shirts from etsy and yall wear them like its some sort of sacred piece of fabric. 

-omg he has so many snacks its not a joke. like i mean omg you guys bought a second pantry to keep all the snacks in there.

-problem was: 75% of them were stolen from o.de and jooyeon’s room.

-and speaking of them, o.de and jooyeon are you guys’ children.

-best parent couple (move over gun-il and jungsu)

-y’all are weirdos but in a good way

-You guys went on a whole entire ass journey to get a fucking 1 dollar hotdog. you two have dignity. too much even.

O.de

-basic pinterest couple bitches

-like you two have an insta called o.y/n and its cute

-you guys met at a store in the mall. you worked there and he thought you were the prettiest person ever

-still thinks you are

-you guys got matching outfits for days

-you know that babygirl x daddy aesthetic everyone wants? thats y’all

-except you two are living memes.

-chaotic? yes. chaotic? yes. and chaotic? VERY YES.

-literally screamed in the dorm to the point where jooyeon almost bitch slapped you (SMACK CAM)

-deadass you guys are the funniest and cutest couple tho

Jun Han

-you two were online friends in a gc until you guys met in person.

-he’s so nervous but not when he’s flirting

-bro when he’s flirting, OMG ITS HYEONGJUN NOT JUN HAN

-”Babe do i look like a freak?” “the only thing that looks like a freak is-’’ ‘’Junnie ily but please stfu or i’ll jooyeon will bitch slap you”

-He lets you braid his mullet and he just uwu’s bc you pull out a whole entire hairstyling kit

-Jun Han LOVES LOVES LOVES you kissing his mouth corners. he starts giggling like a big dork <3

-also loves when you call him “Junnie”. His favorite nickname of all time

-he’s your #1 fan. literally he went to some virusy shirt website to order a shirt saying “Y/N’s #1 fan”

Jooyeon

-a total BABY

-he loves when you make him stuff. like food or art. He literally stores everything under his bed or even in a small box labelled with your name.

-he loves giving you kithes and huggies

-cuddle sessions sm

-he gets so jealous. like literally. you were talking to gun-il and your boyfriend straight up bitch slapped JKJK but he got all angy and started tugging on your arm

-he’s very young. meaning HORMONES. (not so much in the dirty way tho) you guys have small makeout sessions every DAY. but he’s also a crier. (i feel like he is one, not bc hes the youngest, but bc i see him being kind of emotional)

-y’all were watching endgame and he started SOBBING and then crying out “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MR. STARK NO-”

-you had to call gun-il and gaon serveral times that night