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With so many desi james headcanons, i feel it’s my duty to cast desi effie and monty right this moment.
may i present you, shahrukh khan and juhi chawla as fleamont and euphemia!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT don’t write me off so soon, i might have cooked? you tell me, i’m going into deep detail for this.
Juhi Chawla as Euphemia Potter?
• the curls?? james potter’s hair is famously wild and uncontrollable, and you’re telling me juhi chawla in the ‘90s with her soft bouncy curls isn’t his mother??? please.
• she’s got that sweet but don’t test me energy. the kind of mum who’ll give you mithai and a flying kiss, then hex your eyebrows off if you insult her son. we have seen it in her roles.
• her eyes are always full of mischief. euphemia isn’t stern—she’s all cleverness and “i know what you’re up to, james.”
and you know she would adopt sirius on sight.
“you look thin, baba. come, eat something. this is your home now.”
She has the perfect blend of mischief, cleverness, fierceness and love.
Shahrukh Khan as Fleamont Potter
• he invented potion hair products. you think srk doesn’t have the flair and dramatic chaos for that??
• he def wore flamboyant robes, giving james ridiculous advice like:
“life is like a cauldron, beta. messy, but magical. also, never trust anyone who doesn’t love chole bhathure”
• he is james grown up: flirty, cocky, deeply loyal, endlessly dramatic.
• he’d brag non-stop about james, and secretly cry at every milestone.
and he absolutely welcomes sirius like a second son.
teaching him broom tricks and saying, “we only do mildly insane here, okay?”
You can see it in the picture can’t you? he can be charming and mischievous with his family and stern, respected man but kind for the world.
together? absolute magic
the chemistry is chef kiss, they look like the parents who would raise james with love and laughter :3
desi marauders? where you at?😔