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I politely ask the 5 people that follow me for some reason to listen to this.
For @melffy-puppy :D
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
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Quick doodle of Joey #wassupposedtodrawsomethingelsetho #joeywheeler #ygo #yugioh #yugiohduelmonsters #jounoichikatsuya #colours #iscolorgradientcheating? #colorgradient #procreatesaddness #art #digitalart #quickdoodle #doodleart https://www.instagram.com/p/CmqJttwLVcK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
gx is my partner’s fave so i drew them a jaden <3
opening sketch comms on kofi !! link is in my carrd in my pinned post :] prices and terms and stuff under the cut !!
"Null" - Yuma Fallen
Yuma Anti-order🩹 (AU)
No filter 🪡
I don't want Yuma to be a silly and innocent boy anymore🔪
"Not your innocent boy anymore. GUROBINGU!" - Yuma Tsukumo Anti-order
I hate Yuma🔪
From childhood until now I have never met a brat like this😡
Saggi The Dark Clown!!!
The pencil crayon is kinda choppy, but its a work in progress!!