I’ll Admit I Like The Tactile Feel Of TOS A Bit More Than The TNG Era, It’s Just A Bit Chunkier

*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just keep trucking per usual 💯💯💯

Feeling lonely? Your f/o is right behind you, and they want to wrap their arms around your shoulders to hold you close! They see you doing your best and eventually, you'll find your people <3 But for the time being, your f/o is protecting you from anyone that's not right for you

dividers × pro-shippers dni

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

MEN WILL DO THE MOST INHUMAN SHIT AND HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONSIDERATION FOR YOUR WELLBEING ONLY TO THEN GET UPSET WHEN IT MANIFESTS IN YOUR BEHAVIOR.

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

HE FLAGS LEFT YELLOW ?

Yeah, when he's wearing the lawman chaps

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”

Shoutout to people who have "scary" or misunderstood mental illnesses and are trying really hard to recover and manage it. It's so hard, and you're doing so well. I'm so proud of you. Shoutout to the girlies with schizophrenia/bipolar/bpd/ocd/literally anything else in this realm. You're doing great. Ily <3