Trying To Start Some Toxic Yuri Shit With This Mech Pilot, But She's Well Adjusted And Happily Married.

I can't stop thinking about this post

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Amy Dallon is my eeby deeby. My blorbo. My silly rabbit. My adorable little hamster. My sopping wet kitty. My lovely mass of flesh. My pet amoeba. My husband. My sister from another mister. My beloved homunculus. My manifestation of mental illness. My extremely toxic girlfriend who I crossed the border to escape. My very own amygdala. My incestuous abomination. My cute little eyeball. My blood covered daughter. My amalgamation of all that is wrong with the world. My water bottle. My left shoe if it gained sentience. My adoptive mother. My hand crafted origami crane after its fifth panic attack. My right kidney. My homestuck troll oc. And personally, I think she should have committed even more medical malpractice ♥️

You are a PRACTICING OCCULTIST. You deal mostly in white magic, you can't deal with that dark magic hogwash. You enjoy the work quite a lot, especially when you are WORKING AT THE COFFEESHOP and writing WHOLESOME LITERATURE. You recently lost a CAT, and hope he returns home soon. What will you do?

i have such hate in my heart

i may have gone too far this time

so the new game huh

"Sometimes I feel like a discount Amy Dallon" I say to the judge about my parking ticket.

He has no idea what I am talking about, but my legal counsel whispers a few key facts in his ear, and his face hardens.

"I sentence you to death. Immediately."

Thank fuck, I barely manage not to say as he pulls out the pistol-

awesome fursona lore

Thinkin' about how funny it is that Protectorate capes got mad about Cauldron after the Echidna fight. Like, buddy, you work for the U.S. government; sit the fuck down.

"I'm opposed to human trafficking!" No you aren't. C'mon. C'mon.

"Ripping people away from their lives and keeping them locked in cells for years is wrong!" That is literally part of your job, dude. Be serious.