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They did it again.

...At least this time the proportions are accurate?

The comments all sound like Amy.

THE WEBSERIES KNOWN AS PARAHUMANS ONLINE IS BACK!

Wearing my canonically accurate Antares cosplay as I pull my girlfriend into my room: Hehe come on babe, I'll make you cum so hard you'll be a blaster 4.

My girlfriend, wearing the costume of her original character, Taylon Hober: I don't know babe, don't you think our power difference is problematic.

Me: Heh, that sort of thing is for the power testers to worry about.

I jump onto the mattress and my spiked shoulder pads instantly punctures the water bed and blasts toxic goo everywhere killing us instantly

planned obsolescence is out of damn control. there was once a time that a bedframe, any simple bedframe, could withstand the weight of two 300-pound men going at it obscene style, as nature intended. it was furniture made by REAL carpenters. now the darn things can barely withstand a sensual threesome between 3 scrawny lesbian twinks. with the march of capitalism driving the profit incentive over efficiency, now we all have shitty overpriced bedframes and everyone has to suffer the effects of homophobia.

If Clockblocker transitioned her name would be Timesnatch

Is he "female socialized" or is he just a standard flamboyant sensitive artsy gay dude who would honestly be indiscernible from any other fem gay guy if you didn't see him as a walking vagina first and foremost.

hey in case you didn't know trans inclusive terminology in healthcare is not about protecting peoples feelings, it's to stop insurance companies from going "well it says here that hysterectomies are a procedure performed on WOMEN and you keep insisting that you're a MAN so we do not in fact have to cover that have a nice day and eat shit"

like it's crazy seeing lgbt autistic people of color (<- or any combination of these things) on here casually talking about how Degenerates need to stay away from their blogs. in your paranoia regarding swathes of completely imagined & invented pedophiles roving the website just waiting for a chance to get their hands all over your blog, you have accidentally started talking exactly like a nazi. and to be clear im saying this about blogs ran by people well into their twenties i'm not going on about this after seeing, like, some random 14yo saying it or whatever. crazy

Saw someone pushing this concept that trans people have "unrealistic expectations" of transitioning because of anime and I ignored it cuz it's stupid racist horseshit but like, it's stuck in my head so I'm just gonna say this.

"TRAs want to be little anime girls so bad" is literally a weird ass online terf thing and this idea of random people who are typically pro trans saying that anime is creating unrealistic expectations of transition just feels like they had a terf phase but never unlearned the dumbassery. Trans people at large do not want to be anime characters and understand that those are not realistic characters they could ever achieve. Rather it's most likely Hollywood and American television pushing unrealistic beauty standards that create unrealistic expectations. And that's if you even believe that many people actually have those expectations.

It really just comes off as a deflection. Blame the thing it's ok to blame. It's the Japanese cartoon's fault. Obvi anime isn't perfect with the portrayal of bodies but also the majority of trans people are not expecting to transition into a high school shoujo protagonist. Go talk to real people for once.

i already draw bridget as a beautiful fat woman so i just did some anatomy practice (it was very helpful!) and nearly made me pass out like 8 times while drawing this her power is too much. i will not survive the horde.

please be civil.

same as it ever was

awesome fursona lore

crazy that taylor, dyke that she is, never once commented on the siberian's bush situation

amys first act of villainy was to make victoria do police brutality. truly, collateral damage barbie never did anything wrong

Sex (putting your penis inside of someone) isn't real. It was invented to sell 80s porn vhs tapes. Before that people made love the way nature intended (by suffocating eachother with plastic bags).

i hate when a kink is really good in theory but like 90% of the content you find for it online are made by people with really really boring and normative views on sexuality and identity

That's what happens when you give a little girl Path to Victory

i think important thing to note in worm is that Cauldrons plan fully succeeded. It wasn’t a very defined plan, but i think it’s worth mentioning that Scion was eventually stopped by Taylor (1) , who lived in the USA on earth Bet (2), who was a supervillain (3) for the first few months of her career, joined the Protectorate(4), was modified by Panacea (5) and managed to become incredibly powerful through her synergy with Clairvoyant and Doormaker (6), and defeated Scion using an army of every cape in existence (7).

(1) A character who was raised in a society indoctrinated with heroic values by cauldron)

(2) A society that only exists because of constant active intervention by cauldron

(3) A stable position in society that only exists because it was artificially created by cauldron for non conforming capes

(4) An organisation founded and maintained by cauldron

(5) An inhabitant of the birdcage, which was created by cauldron to store powerful parahumans in case their abilities could be used for situations like this

(6) Two very powerful capes specifically created by cauldrons human experimentation

(7) Several thousand of which only exist because of Cauldron directly

Like, there’s often a perception especially with new readers that Cauldron were incompetent and committed a bunch of human rights violations for no reason, until Taylor had to step in and use her mega cool powers to show them how it’s really done. But that’s just not accurate, because it’s not accounting for how much of the setting is directly tied to Cauldron. Without Cauldron, Taylor grows up in a post apocalyptic world, where capes have no expectations of using their powers to help others, and live even shorter and more brutal lives than in canon. Cauldrons plan was to maximise their odds of a bullshit power interaction being able to defeat Scion, and it worked! Everyone say thank you doctor mother right now

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

Taylor is a space battles sexy woman

- Tall and skinny

- Morally grey (which gets smoothed over)

- shipped with self imserts

- Canonically not all that, fandom is super model

- If not being shipped with self insert, gay

Uh can mutuals slide into your dms? Asking for a friend.

mutuals can cum inside me i don’t even care

I am on the floor, laughing. Wildbow possesses a very funny sense of humor.

OBLIVION IS COMING I CAN'T WAIT ARF ARF WOOF WOOF LESBIAN DON QUIXOTE IS REAL AND SHE'S COMING ON THE 10TH GRR GRR ARF I CAN'T WAIT I NEED HER

I don't remember which one of you it is, but there's a wormblr person I follow who is into Hand Jumper. I bookmarked it a while back when you reblogged it, and just started reading it and uh, yeah I completely understand why there would be overlap between Worm and Hand Jumper.

Sayeon is so Taylor-coded it's painful. She's such a freak and I'm here for it.

And Ryujin is aggressively Amy-ish. There's no way we're gonna get a smugbug equivalent, but I can dream.

so the new game huh

lisataylor moodboard

Living in the current online world is so hard for Worm fans because whenever I see the name Taylor I get excited but then I realize it’s not Taylor Hebert and is in fact Taylor Swift.

If Weaver used Tumblr

i love the nsft community i love getting followed by people called [made up urls] faggotpuppywhimpers and buggirlcum

human diplomat who has to be briefed on “stop fucking trying to pet everything. yes a lot of the people you’re interacting with have very soft fur and quite a lot of them do like being scritched but you can’t just do it and frankly it’s bad conduct during a peace meeting”

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).