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4 years ago

130kcal for an ENTIRE chocolate cake

130kcal For An ENTIRE Chocolate Cake

If you’ve already seen this recipe on MPA, it’s because I posted it there a while back. Anyway, here it is:

Ingredients

20g all-purpose flour (72.8)

10g cocoa powder (22.8)

2 egg whites (34)

40g allulose (14)*

Total Calories: 143.6kcal

*You can, of course, use zero-calorie sweetener if you’d like. The resulting cake will be 129.6kcal.

Instructions

Beat the egg whites to soft peaks and add in the allulose in 2-3 stages, mixing well between each addition. Continue to beat to form stiff peaks.

Fold in the flour and cocoa powder, being careful not to knock out too much air from the meringue.

Put the batter into a cake tin, flatten out the surface (or don’t and get an ugly cake), and bake in a preheated, 170˚C oven for 20 minutes.

Turn off the oven but leave the cake in there for 10 more minutes.

130kcal For An ENTIRE Chocolate Cake
130kcal For An ENTIRE Chocolate Cake
6 years ago

Let me slip into something more comfortable. A coma perhaps?

2 years ago
Wyler + Being In Each Other’s Personal Space
Wyler + Being In Each Other’s Personal Space
Wyler + Being In Each Other’s Personal Space
Wyler + Being In Each Other’s Personal Space
Wyler + Being In Each Other’s Personal Space
Wyler + Being In Each Other’s Personal Space
Wyler + Being In Each Other’s Personal Space

wyler + being in each other’s personal space

3 years ago

Rewatching Meggie and her mom going through cancer just makes me believe Maggie is a judgmental and horrible person at heart. She had so much support and shoved it their face negatively. Meanwhile she treated her mother like trash and those that tried to help she abuse, along with her mother. She makes EVERYTHING about HER!!

Rewatching Meggie And Her Mom Going Through Cancer Just Makes Me Believe Maggie Is A Judgmental And Horrible

Rewatching Meggie And Her Mom Going Through Cancer Just Makes Me Believe Maggie Is A Judgmental And Horrible

Rewatching Meggie And Her Mom Going Through Cancer Just Makes Me Believe Maggie Is A Judgmental And Horrible
3 years ago

as far as i can tell, the main theme of Lore on Amazon Prime is that men have literally a l w a y s been stupid 

4 years ago

Diagrams Showing Overlapping Symptoms

ADHD and Autism

ADHD and PTSD

ADHD, Autism and PTSD

ADHD, PTSD and Depression

ADHD, Anxiety, and Depression

Anxiety and Autism

Anxiety and Depression

6 years ago

my talents include being fat and pretending im okay 


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4 years ago

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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3 years ago

a thought about It Follows

since It is vulnerable to physical injury (if It wasn’t, a bullet wouldn’t have slowed It down) and moves only at walking speed, why doesn’t Its current target just live on a boat? a boat can outpace a human easily, and the ocean will slow It down even more, because It’ll have to swim or attempt to walk along the bottom and be crushed by the pressure. even better–if It can be passed on to a submariner, It’ll have to deal with both of those factors.

3 years ago

Everyday ADHD Things

- Losing things all the time

- Always being late

- Finding it hard to listen to someone talk about something you’re not interested in

- You can focus better when you’re doing something else that requires no thinking (eg, tapping fingers on the desk, playing with your hair)

- Cannot follow spoken instructions because you’ve already forgotten half of the steps

- Takes way longer to clean your room than it takes anyone else because as you’re tidying something away, you realise that your floor is dirty, so you start cleaning the floor, then you realise you should get a rug, so you start thinking about what colour to get, and half an hour later you’re standing in the shops looking for a rug but your room is still horribly messy

- You think someone hates you because they were busy and couldn’t hang out, and you KNOW you’re probably being oversensitive but also you’re worried that maybe you’re not being dramatic and they actually do hate you

- Getting obsessed with (hyperfixating on) a tv show/book/hobby and doing nothing but researching that one thing for weeks on end until one day you just suddenly aren’t that interested in it anymore

- Doing things - even things that you want to do - is hard. You want to get up and put a pizza in the oven but for some reason you just can’t make yourself do it. Now it’s three hours later and you’re starving and also bored so you want pizza and you want to watch the tv but you’re still. Lying. There.

- Trying to do schoolwork is a nightmare. You’re trying to read the work, but your eyes are just glazed over and you’ve read the same page about 10 times but you still have no idea what it says

- You’re obsessively talking to someone about that thing you love and you know that they lost interest about ten minutes ago but you can’t stop yourself from continuing to talk

- You try so hard at school and you’ve been told you have “potential” and would be doing so much better if you just focussed

- You have no money right now because you keep impulse buying

- People think you act young for your age

- People say that you always seem happy (even though you know that it’s not always true)

- You wish you got extra time in exams because you can just never finish them in time

- The first half of your exams have very long and detailed answers, and the second half is just random scribbled thoughts because you absolutely cannot plan your time properly, no matter how many times your teachers tell you that you’re meant to spend X amount of minutes on each question

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