since It is vulnerable to physical injury (if It wasn’t, a bullet wouldn’t have slowed It down) and moves only at walking speed, why doesn’t Its current target just live on a boat? a boat can outpace a human easily, and the ocean will slow It down even more, because It’ll have to swim or attempt to walk along the bottom and be crushed by the pressure. even better–if It can be passed on to a submariner, It’ll have to deal with both of those factors.
“I Experience Luck In Dating”
Have this sigil with you when going out on a date or alternatively carve this into a wide candle and have it burning while you’re scrolling through dating sites
A - D
Yes Jordan Peele made it mainstream, but it’s been there for a long time.
Alien is a great commentary on sexism in the workplace
The first 3 Saw films are all a VERY SUBTLE critique of what is considered “normal displays of masculinity” especially in Hollywood.
Frankenstein is a commentary on fear of the social other and its common drawbacks
It Follows is a commentary on how inextricable society thinks sexuality is from womanhood, and makes the protagonist a sexually active woman
Tod Browning’s Freaks is a slap in the face to American eugenicists
And those are just the examples I can think of on the fly
Rewatching Meggie and her mom going through cancer just makes me believe Maggie is a judgmental and horrible person at heart. She had so much support and shoved it their face negatively. Meanwhile she treated her mother like trash and those that tried to help she abuse, along with her mother. She makes EVERYTHING about HER!!
sometimes feel proud enough to want to tell friends about your eating habits but then youre like oh wait
this shit aint normal
-Cals 38
🖤Ingredients
1 tbsp sweetner (I use Splenda)
1 tbsp flour
½ tbsp water
½ tbsp milk
1 tsp cocoa powder (can add more just adds a few more cals)
🖤Directions
1) Mix everything in a mug till throughly combined
2) Microwave for 30 secs to a minute
Enjoy
Requested a Sweet Recipe by: @mikixmoon 🖤
✨Almost No Calories
- celery sticks
- lettuce
- cucumbers
- green peppers
- mushrooms
- cauliflower
- broccoli
✨25-30 Calories
- 1 small tangerine
- ½ cup of watermelon
- ¼ cantaloupe
- 1 small tomato
- 1 medium carrot
- 1 cup popcorn
- 12 pretzel sticks
✨34-40 Calories
- 1 medium peach
- 1 medium nectarine
- ½ grapefruit
- ½ cup of skimmed milk
- ¼ cup plain yogurt
- 3 saltine crackers
- ½ small banana
✨50-60 Calories
- 1 small apple
- 1 small orange
- 15 grapes
- 12 cherries
- 1 cup strawberries
- ¼ cottage cheese
- 4 small shrimp
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Let me slip into something more comfortable. A coma perhaps?
“My interest rate in this conversation is zero.“ Max Black (2 Broke Girls)