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Oscar: Fight me! Mark, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Hi so I just an idea of making my daily life thing a series here on tumblr, because why not and I’m pretty amused with myself so enjoy I guess.

Things that I forgot to do or bring whenever I’m going out: Series

#1 - charger of my flashlight tazer

So I just moved in with my dad’s place. Because I’m transferring to a new school for my 2nd semester. Due to not being about to afford the big ass tuition.

Hiccup x oc/readers, please help me, I'm Desperate

So I've been trying to find these ff of hiccups that I can't find; even Google failed, so my lost hope is humanity itself. So there's 3 that I remember, but I don't know if their from the same author or if they're on Wattpad or Tumblr. 1. Chief Hiccup x baker/barmaiden reader: Where Hiccup visited, the reader at her bakery, he confessed, and they got into a steamy makeout, then they got caught by Astrid and Valka. 2. Chief Hiccup x curvy reader: Where the reader got insecure and went outside to a cliff away from everyone, then Hiccup followed her there. He found out about her insecurities, and he made love to her there to prove to her that he loves her beauty. 3. Older Hiccup x Stranger reader The reader lives on a remote island in a cave (with her dragon? I think). Hiccup came to her island, then it started to rain. She invited Hiccup and toothless in the cave to get warm. Hiccup and reader fucked to get warmer. Then, after he tries to convince her to join him back at Dragon's Edge. 4. httyd 3 chief Hiccup x dragon trapper/hunter reader I think it was the first scene of the raid. But it's like it. Anyway, it starts off as they fight on the giant hunter boat. Their like enemies to lovers trope. Hiccup and the crew were separated. After the lone heated battle with the reader from the other side of the ship, they kissed and fucked, then after Hiccup tried to convince the reader to go with him and join their crew, she accepted his offer.

GET 🗣️ HIM 🗣️ THE 🗣️ REDBULL 🗣️ SEAT 🗣️

If there's a possibility of future f1 movies

Cast Anthony Ramos as Lando Norris. yes

please

and thank you

And i'll gladly eat them

they look like white chocolate reese’s wrappers

WHEN PLS UPDATE MEEEEE

follow the sparks, i’ll drive — [l.mcqueen]

a lightning mcqueen human car racer!au x personal assistant fanfiction (coming soon!!)

“follow the sparks, i’ll drive <3” playlist

“slutty version” playlist (by @mqshido )

— 🏆᯾ 🖇️ ❀ 🏎️ ✞ 📸 ☘︎︎ 🏁 ༄

— 🏆᯾ 🖇️ ❀ 🏎️ ✞ 📸 ☘︎︎ 🏁 ༄

Okay… Here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breck-y could be good for me. No, no, no, stay focused. Speed. I'm faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I am lightning!

“Hey, Jay! You ready?” A familiar girl’s voice, his personal assistant, life coach, and coffee supplier, cuts through his thoughts and interrupts his pep talk. “We don’t have long.”

“Oh, yeah,” the boy replies. “Lightning's ready.”

— 🏆᯾ 🖇️ ❀ 🏎️ ✞ 📸 ☘︎︎ 🏁 ༄

in which,, an arrogant, selfish, famous race car driver goes missing, and the girl who’s always been in love with him has to pick up the pieces of his life, as she always does.

— 🏆᯾ 🖇️ ❀ 🏎️ ✞ 📸 ☘︎︎ 🏁 ༄

comment to be added to the taglist!! coming soon <3

Don’t mind me just ranting because idk who else to tell this so why not at the internet where everyone can read at and possibly to the people who’ve i wish to not see this

I’m Bi, though i never been on an actual date with anyone. well one mutual flirt yea but i wouldn’t count that as a date when my mom is sick and i kinda ditched her to see him for the first time in 2 years of quarantine(im shitty ik, and no she’s not dead and is very healthy no). I even got my first kiss which wasn’t even magical at all. So yea i’m worried if im not Bi anymore since i have a boyfriend now, and the thing is he is loyal. I not saying i’ll cheat god no, but he just tired of people not noticing him and was hoping to have someone so that he won’t be lonely anymore, and I popped out of nowhere for him. You see Thing is I’m a believer of  nothing last for every and that’s okay cause that’s life, everything comes and goes. But he wants to stay, and i believe that we won’t last long, because we’re human beings and love fades whether we like it or not. I’m not saying i don’t want to spend the rest of my life with him, i want that too. Thou he has to realize that yea we had people left us before so why not accept it like i did? though i see he’s point and i have to respect he’s opinion. idk lolll i overthink alot like, what if yea he says he’s loyal but someday he’ll fell for some girl who he likes the most even if he got no chances with her, it still hurts that he’ll stay because i choose him and it felt like i wasn’t good enough and not what he actually wants in the first place. loll ik im making up stuff in my head but yea call me crazy, cause boi this boy drives me insane and i suck at showing or telling him that. I love him i really do and i just wish i can ignore all my thoughts and just focus o him. But the world doesn’t work like that sadly. I want to be with him, but we’re still kids and we know our priorities. 

lolll idk i just miss him since it’s almost 24 hours he hasn’t message backed or seen any of my messages.

what’s your wattpad account?

HEY GUYS I WROTE A STORY ON WATTPAD!

I kmow what youre thinking, it must not be good... maybey it isnt. But you could try! Its COTC mark x reader

There hasnt been much of him and the ones that are get really immature and not cared for.

But i still hope to do imagines on here (not that ive recieved any) so dont worry

Yessss, I’ve been waiting for this to come out and my god this is the best. While you turn this into a series? Will there ever be a part 3?

🐢💜 Donatello x Male!Reader

Enter: New Interest!

OwO what's this? The long over due part 2?

Part 1

Stalk·er

/ˈstôkər/

noun

1.a person who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention.

2.a person who hunts game stealthily.

Donatello groaned as he dramatically dropped himself on his chair, slightly cringing as the sharp 'squeak' his chair made in protest.

He'll fix that that later. For now he was facing the toughest situation in his life yet.

It had been exactly 2 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours and 37 minutes since he had met April's love interest and frankly... it did not go the way he expected it.

Not only did the plan fail because of his hesitancy, but April is still going on and on about her highschool crush. It was highly infuriating and Donnie didn't like it.

And so he began with his investigation. He easily hacked into the student's information log and found his target. First came your student ID number, then your address, your parent's number and socials.

For a while, he convinced himself that he was only doing this to protect April. Gotta make sure you're a real person and not secretly a Kraang like Irma. He's doing the right thing in order to make sure his family and friends are safe! There's nothing wrong with that, right?

That was of course.... until he stumbled upon your Instagram---and my god you were just a different level of good looking.

Pictures upon pictures of you surrounded by lavish things and expensive clothing from Gucci to Chanel to Balenciaga---they all look good on you! And you were in places he never even imagined of going---Hawaii, Taiwan, New Zealand, Paris, you were everywhere!

Each photo was cleverly taken with expressions ranging from relaxed, to excited, to melancholy. It didn't take a genius to figure out that you were modeling.

Great! Not only were you Mr. Good Looking Popular Boy, now you're a model too?!

That's just ridiculous!!!

Donatello, at that moment knew, God made you just to spite him!

'Hyat! Take this! The ultimate human!'

It was at the heat of the moment when his hands took control while his mind rages with the temperature of the sun. He printed out a photo of your face with that cute-ehem-asshole grin and duck taped it to a pillow.

He now understands how Rapahel feels when he's mad. Donnie just wants to pour out his frustrations and punch something! Anything!

But just as he was about to give the first blow to his (y/n)-punching bag, he stopped.

In fact, one look at your smiling face, all of his anger immediately dispersed.

You looked happy. Carefree and innocent, like a teddy bear that needs a hug.

Donnie's face starts to turn red "Ah!! Stop it, stop it!!" He slapped his cheeks to calm his nerves. He looked at his makeshift punching bag and turned it face down. He'll go back on that later.

The tall terrapin walked back to his computer. Maybe he just needs a different photo? Yeah, an ugly photo. Maybe one of those stolen pictures of you picking your nose or mid sneeze!

"Yeah just need to find an ugly photo of him!" He assured himself "I'm sure I can find one on no time!"

There weren't any.

Each image of you was framed to perfection. He had to bitterly admit that your photographer knew exactly what he was doing.

"Grrr!!!" This was not good. Not according to plan.

So far, you were clean. Too clean.

He bet he could find some sort of dirt on you in other social medias instead so he went off to hunt down your accounts. It didn't take long for him to hook your phone's GPS on his computer, letting him know wherever you are at any given moment.

"Doña Alicia's elementary school? Ooorrrr a secret Kraang base!!" He screamed at the monitor "You won't be getting away from me, you thief!!"

And that, ladies and gentlemen is how Donatello Hamato went from background checking, to obsessive stalking.

"Tsk." He didn't like that word. He prefers 'Gathering information for safety purposes'.

He wasn't directly harassing you nor was he hunting you. He's just being protective of his loved ones!

Which is totally different!

He sighed. Today wasn't going good. His time and thoughts were occupied with you so much so that he hadn't had time to think about anything new. He already finished doing repairs anyway, maybe he'll call it a day and get some rest?

The purple turtle stood and dragged himself towards his room, passing by his brothers on the couch.

Leo was the first to notice him "Need something Donnie?"

Donnie just shook his head "No. I'm thinking about going to sleep."

"Woah!" Mikey did a double take from his video game "Did I hear that right? Donnie? Sleep? That's like mixing water and milk!"

"Actually, its water and oil."

"Whatever!" Raph injected "You've been acting weird lately."

Donnie was offended "I am not!"

"Well.." Leo started "You have been distracted a lot during training. And you're always in your lab but we don't hear you making anything." He shrugged.

"Can't I work in silence? What if I put sound proof padding in my lab?"

"Did you?"

"....no.."

"Hey guys!" April popped up seemingly out of nowhere.

"Hey April!" Mikey waved, still busy with beating his own high score.

Donnie stood in full alert. April is here!!!

Donnie clearned his throat and approached the red haired beauty "H-Hi Apri-"

"Leo! I need your help!" The redhead zoomed past the genius brother and went straight to Leo. Donnie sulked.

"Sure, what can I help you with?" Leo stood from his position on the couch to face April who looked bashful and hesitant.

"Do you ah... think you can help me with Space Heroes?" She asked.

What?

Leo looked surprised but otherwise pleased that someone took interest in his favorite show "Of course! May I ask why and what part you want to know?"

"Everything!" April replied without a second thought "(Y/n) mentioned that he used to watch Space Heroes as a kid and I was wondering if you could help me know enough to get a conversation flowing?" Donatello growled. He didn't like that April was going out of her way just to have something in common with you.

"That (y/n) again? Sheesh girls are crazy." Raph grumbled.

"Please Leo?" She clasped both of her hands and did her best puppy dog eyes at Leo.

Donnie didn't bother hearing the rest of it.

He stomped his way into his room and slammed the door shut. He dropped on his bed, immediately making eye contact with (Y/n), the un-punched Punching Bag.

"This is your fault!" He picked up the pillow and started shaking it "You're ruining my life!!" Donnie shouted at the poor pillow. "You already had everything! Why do you need her too?!"

He glared at your stupidly handsome face "You're waayyy too perfect to even be realistic!" He ranted "You may not be a Kraang but that doesn't mean you're not secretly an alien, are you?!" He accused the pillow as if it was going to reply.

It didn't.

"Oh what am I doing? This is so stupid." Of course it wouldn't reply. Donnie plopped back into his bed, still holding the verbally attacked pillow.

"Donnie?"

Donatello screamed, accidentally throwing the pillow on Raph's feet.

It landed facing up.

Raph looked at the picture taped on the pillow. Then to Donnie. Then the pillow.  Then back to Donnie.

"I... I-I can explain!"

"So that's what happened?"

Donnie nodded. Raph was surprisingly understanding. For a second there, he expected his hot headed brother to run around the lair telling everyone about what he saw.

"Well I'm not really good at giving advice-"

"I know."

"-but I suggest you figure out this guy's personality in person. Anyone can fake their personality in social media and girls tend to get too knocked in on looks to notice anything bad about the guys they like." Raph said. "If he turns out to be a pretty boy with a bratty attitude you'll know to stay away." Raph leaned on the wall as he finishes.

"Wow..." Donnie was impressed. That didn't seem to bad "That's actually... a really good idea."

Raph smirked "Yeah, you're already stalking him so why not follow him around too?"

"I'm not a stalker."

"Yeah?! Tell that to him!" Raph gestured at the discarded (Y/n) punching pillow on the floor.

Donatello blinked. Walked up to pick up the pillow and looked at it straight in the eye.

"I am not a stalker." He glared at the pillow.

Raph facepalmed.

Just a reminder do NOT interact with me if you ship/support m*xvid or any other minor x adult ship!! I will fucking block you!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S WORTH FIGHTING FOR

Max would introduce Pikeman to Greenday because I said so

IKR RIGHT LIKE HOW CAN CAMP CAMP FANS THING THIS MAN IS FUCKING INNOCENT CHILD AND HE EVEN SNAPPED AT MAX ON S1EP2. This man my had some genuine and good intentions, but for fuck’s sake he ain’t that one dimensional it was obvious from the start.

Neil, literally presumed dead:

David: THERE GOES MY AWARD 💔💔💔💔

As for that grooming discourse. I mean. Ageless blogs are mostly minors stated as it is, and for leon? She keeps interacting with them no matter how hard we tried lol. I checked the ageless blogs she talks to and all of them are obviously minors, Like hell how are you gonna be a grown adult without knowing that lol? It made the situation even more worst when we figured she actually wrote for a literal CHILD with a NSFW themed fic.

How further do you have to go with these false accusations? A child predator over a fictional child that’s played for a fully grown fictional man and for interacting with ageless blogs without sole proof she’s merely ‘grooming’ these blank blogs by answering their asks? Sounds like you don’t even know how to mouth out anything right at all

Ya really like calling anyone a child predator for simply touching anything that bulbs the idea oh this is child material and a grown up is frothing in the mouth already seriously get a real job you people. Better yet, all you’ve accomplished here is making a loser out of yourselves without anything better to pathetically grind your stupid boredom on for attention. Don’t know what you win from getting all those death/rape threats and false accusations shoved in our faces when nobody paid you attention around this time:

Also bahaha using a spare blog on this sort of occasion? Niceu my friend, very niceu.

Let’s mouth about grooming. Grooming is where a person of age pursues a child through sexual nsfw talks or even by the friendliest bit—but instead you made one yourself where this “nsfw content providers interacting with ageless blogs are groomers because they pull out nsfw streaks and are basically copping these blank blogs through friendly asks” where’s your full case though, solid proofs, screenshots, nothing? Even by the slightest bit you’d point at her being a groomer calls nothing for serious fights.

You lil punheads just love to burden people with already enough on their plates. Get a real job to work your real lives outside the internet and take a brief moment to think about the consequences of throwing false accusations.

Btw when you ugly people gonna leave my blog because i literally did nothing wrong here but be an internet lawyer

I feel as though goth is the only subculture that has been bastardized by the mainstream into being nearly unrecognizable from its origins. Like yes from within the subculture and among those who are more knowledgeable about all kinds of music after the 1950s we know what goth music entails and the aesthetic and fashion that formed around it, but among "normies" it feels as though they only recognise the watered-down, soulless and fetishized version of "goth" that exists only to sell shitty, edgy fast fashion and pop music that just so happens to be in minor key. Like imagine if someone declared Avril Lavigne to be the ultimate, most important hardcore punk musician, at best they'd get laughed at by anyone with any knowledge of punk, and yet when someone declares that Fallout boy or Lil Peep are goth musicians it's the person who tried to correct them who often winds up at best being ridiculed or ignored. It's like people want to partake in this subculture without making the minimum effort to actually know what it's all about. To them goth is just a costume that they can buy off dollskill and then discard and then after a while describe that as their goth phase in a bashful manner.

I really feel that this quartering of goth has a lot to do with the use of the term in order to sell an aesthetic to people who want to appear different from the mainstream without delving too deeply into what makes a subculture as such, which of course would imply rejecting the current societal standards based around appearance and behaviour. All modern music-based subcultures are to a certain degree anti-capitalist and anti-consumerist, including goth; the goth aesthetics often reject gender binaries as well as current fads, whereas the music (derived from punk) has (save the mainstream success of several bands in the 80s) rarely been fit for the mainstream for its overall sound and lyrics, which often means that goth musicians release their music independently.

Not to mention that this uptick in "goth" aesthetics among the general public has also come accompanied by an even greater fetishism of goths, especially women, by outsiders. The more I hear "I want a big tiddy goth gf who will let me abuse her under the guise of BDSM 🥺" the more stories I hear from goth/alt women and gnc people being harassed by people with no respect or boundaries, both in real life and on-line. This selling of goth aesthetic without any ties to the subculture also means that this image is being shown to the public in association with behaviours and beliefs that don't inherently have anything to do with goth, but that are associated with promiscous behaviour packaged to the male gaze.

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

so... where should i start?

WARNING:

I am not a writer or poet or professional of anything. I just wrote this cause I felt like a disappointment and I accepted, also you can use it for an English homework or something but don’t forget to ask or say thank you to me I really don’t care to be honest.

Meh

Be happy to others cause it’s the right thing to do

Even if you’re a sore loser but hey it’s kinda true

You tried your best and that’s alright

Though no one cares but yeah that’s fine

So don’t express your sorrowing frown

You’ll be the doner that no one wants around

So smile little sadly and give them a cheer

For they have succeed so don’t interfere

Cause they might have finally had their first win

Now don’t be one of the people who crushed their serotonin

So don’t be a crash just move on fast

For no one will care so don’t you dare

Now held your head high and suck on does tears

Walked to the pier were no one would hear

Clarice casas

Gwen and quartermaster’s favorite bonding show is sexy beast from Netflix

I like to think that Sasha’s blush (despite the cartoon aspect) is basically feminist war paint or the toxic female gaze war paint.

Part 2 please

💜🐢Donatello x Male!Reader

Enter: New Rival!

For the first time in forever, THE Donatello Hamato and Casey Jones found themselves on a truce. That's right. A truce. The rest of the turtle brothers thought it was odd that the two hormonal teens weren't bumping heads or fighting each other to get the red head's attention like usual. Instead they would somewhat greet each other with a silent nod before disappearing into the brainiac's lab. Donnie's brothers just shrugged it off. Maybe they're all chill now? But seeing as they were both still pinned on the goal for April's heart, that was most unlikely. But it was very weird to see the two rivals agreeing and teaming up with each other. The reason?

April has a crush.

The guy in question was a human boy, a new addition to their school. April had met him when they were partnered for a science project.

Donnie was delighted at first. He knew his sweet April would rely on him the most when it comes to these sort of things. It doesn't matter to him who partners up with April because she would end up coming back to him anyway, but instead this new guy was apparently intelligent and capable enough for the job, hence no opening for Donnie to step in.

"S-So April! I uh.. heard you got a science project coming in!" Donnie started "You know you could always come to me for help!" He coolly leaned against the table.

April blushed "A-Actually I already had someone to work with..."

Donnie's smile deflated "Oh really? That's uh... good? May I ask who you're working with? I mean I'm sure I can whip you up something better than a baking soda volcano..." He trailed off.

"We're not making a baking soda volcano, Donnie." April laughed it off "And (y/n) is actually really sweet! He planned to make a Fire Glass pit for our project and give away marshmallows so our class can have s'mores!" The girl swooned "Isn't he so considerate? And it's a great way to bond with our classmates! You guys are great but it's been so long since I hung out with other people!" She excitedly beamed.

His heart fell heavy. The terrapin did a fake laugh trying not to sound hurt by her last comment  "Yeah he sounds.. great.."

*ping!*

"Oh I just got his text! Gotta go, bye Don!" April hurriedly exited the lair without looking back.

"Bye.. April..."

Not only that, Casey had been having a hard time catching up to April as well. As soon as the bell rung, she would zoom towards her crush, then other girls--if not the soccer team, would surround them like a barrier!

"Hey Red! Wanna ha-"

"Not now Casey I gotta go!" April ran past Casey making a B line towards a crowd of the school's popular kids, squeezing herself in to get into the middle. Casey raised an eyebrow feeling a bit offended by how quickly he was ignored. But since when did April become a part of the popular club anyway? The boy found himself hopping on a random chair in the hall, standing on his tiptoes to get a look at what was going on.

Lo and behold in the middle of the crowd was the new guy and the school's soccer team surrounded by giggling fangirls and---is that April smiling and clinging on the (h/c)'s arm?!?!?

This (y/n) whatever-his-lastname manage to not only be a star member of the soccer team, he is also the new school heartthrob and basically stole all the hot babes at school in less than a week?? Seriously what the hell!?

Things had just gone from bad to worse when April started stay on campus grounds and ditch hangout plans just to watch this asshole practice. It became worrisome for the others at how they were seeing their friend less and less. On the other hand, it was driving both Donnie and Casey insane! What is so good about watching a sweaty guy run around and kicking ball into nets anyway?!

So what if he's good looking or smart or sporty? Donnie and Casey were still better than him right? Well sure they would still get the redhead's attention but as soon as she caught the one and only (y/n) from the corner of her eye? Poof. She's gone. Legit teleported to the teen boy's side. Yeah sure teenagers are supposed to be crazy with all that hormones at that age but come on!!

Damn this new rival is a strong one. The blood in their bodies are basically boiling at the thought of that boy putting his greasy dirty little hands on their April.

But the two love sick morons aren't going to give up so easily. No sir!

So they came up with a plan.

The plan was to embarrass this (girl)friend stealer by making Donnie sneak into the soccer team's locker (ya know cuz he's a sneaky ninja) with a bucket of sewage water. He was supposed to pour it all over the unsuspecting victim's head, then scare the shit out of him so bad that he runs out of the locker room--into the halls butt naked and drenched in stinky sewage water for the whole student body to see! The newspaper club will eat that up!

Last but not the least they added a special touch to the plan.

Casey would purposely take April down the hall for the perfect moment to see all of it unfold with front row seats  (possibly with popcorn and a camera ready to catch that ass in 4k) and then April would never want to get involved with that stupid (y/n) ever again!

Although it wasn't Donatello's style to do something so petty as a stink prank, he gave in. (Casey handled most of the planning when Donnie started to suggest they should involve chainsaws and bodybags) It would be a pretty satisfying and hilarious scene so the turtle agreed to Casey's plan.

Hey if things go accordingly, this other kid (y/n) might just switch schools! Which is great for him! One less rival out of the way.

And so the day finally arrived. Donnie successfully snuck into the school soccer team's locker room in one of the shower stalls. Casey told Donnie earlier that (y/n) and April were supposed to have a study session for their History exam, so (y/n) should be leaving their sports practice early. Perfect!

The bo staff wielding ninja was nervous. During the planning stage this sounded like a good plan, but now that he was here; he kind of felt bad now. Maybe this is a little too much? I mean... we're talking about ruining a person's entire reputation and having possible PTSD or at least a trauma for the rest of their life. Maybe he can still back out. Talk to Casey and tone down the plan? Donnie's train of thought was interrupted by a text from the blockhead.

CaveMouth👎: 'The poop is in the toilet. I repeat! The poop is in the toilet. Ready Operation: Flush!' it reads.

Donnie cringed in disgust. Seriously? Operation: Flush? Can he think of an even more lame name to give?

Just in time, the locker room's door opened. Donnie froze and waited a few minutes for the shuffling of feet. He listened in the target whistling as he put away his stuff, some locker opening before Donnie finally heard the running water from the stall next to his.

The purple terrapin started to contemplate his life choices again. This was his last chance to back out on this shot. His fingers were nervously drumming on the seal of the bucket with one hand supporting it. Maybe he should leave now while he still can? Then again... If he did this then April wouldn't be so fixated on a random guy who most likely didn't deserve her. He was probably some sports jerk anyway!

Donnie gasped in realization. Yeah that's right! He could be a jerk and be playing around with April's feelings! Casey did say the soccer team always had at least a platoon of girls pinning after them. It's those popular jockey sports guys that always does that kind of thing right? And it was the popular girls that always bully the pretty main characters because of a jock in movies! His poor April!

With his anger jealousy over clouding his reasoning (accompanied by knowledge of cliché highschool stereotypes) Donatello huffed his chest, determined to save his April from the guy who plans to steal his girl!

Donnie readied up his bucket for the attack but almost lost his footing when the running water finally stopped and someone stepped out of the stall. Damn.

He must've been thinking for so long that (y/n) finished his shower! Nevermind that, even an hour long bath won't be enough to get rid of this stench anyway. However, Donatello got a little curious. Just what exactly did April see in (y/n) that made her so jittery anyway? Surely he can't be that good looking right?

He thought it wouldn't hurt to take a quick peek at his rival. Master Splinter said that as a ninja, he needs to always analyse his opponents before he strikes. He bet that this boy was not even that good. Donnie could totally beat him in a fight! He doubt with all the sports he did, he wouldn't even be strong enough to protect April! With that in mind, Donatello inched closer to the edge of the shower stall. Just for a quick look and....

Donnie's heart stopped.

That's (y/n)?!

The tall turtle's jaw drop at the sight. What he saw was a boy, slightly taller than him with a well toned body clad in nothing but a towel wrapped low around his hips, showing off his incredible body with another towel drying his short (h/c) hair.

Donatello gulped unable to look away. He heard that (y/n) was attractive but he didn't expect.... this! No way. It must be a mistake. Thos couldn't be (y/n). But the name taped on the locker said otherwise.

It was as if the boy was moving in slow motion. The background soon blurred into a soft misty pink color with hearts popping up around the human male. Small droplets of water trailed down his neck, his chest down his well sculptured abs before disappearing under the white towel cloth. Donnie felt a small drip from his nose.

Then the moment (y/n) finally opened his eyes? Oh he knew he was done for. (Y/n) had the most magnificent pair of (e/c) eyes that sent shivers down the turtle's shell. The kind of eyes he would gladly get lost in. Donnie leaned closer to get a better look but his foot made a squeak against the tiled floor.

Fuck.

"Hello?" Oh my god his voice. It sounds so smooth like butter. Donatello didn't dare move. (Y/n) merely shrugged and dismissed the noise. This gave the olive skinned turtle to look back again. He absent mindedly locked his lips as he watched the (h/c)'s muscles flex with each movement.

Donatello gasped and looked away when (y/n) dropped his towel. Donnie's face was burning bright red, silently screaming in his head when he heard the shuffling of clothes. He didn't dare look back in there again due to embarrassment. Not even when he heard (y/n)'s locker shut close. Not even when (y/n) grabbed his bag from the bench. Nor even when (y/n) left the room, leaving a wheezing giant turtle alone in the stalls. Donnie's whole body was still on fire and hyper sensitive.

The masked turtle could only place his hand on his chest, feeling his small fragile little organ hammer away violently against his plastron. What was going on?! What on earth was that?! Why did he do that?! He acted like some creep!

Suddenly the locker room's door bursts open with Casey dashing for his friend. When (y/n) came out looking fine, Casey thought Donnie got in trouble. He hesitantly left April (technically it was April who left Casey when she saw (y/n) walking by) and ran towards the lockers. Casey looked at Donnie who was on the floor with the bucket by his side. He was staring at the ceiling with a nosebleed, mouth agape and face fully flushed red.

"Dude what the heck happened?!" Casey panicked at the sight of his friend's nose bleeding. Did he get punched or something?!

Copper eyes continued staring into the ceiling not bothering to look at Casey. All his thoughts were currently filled with dripping wet abs, white towels and shades of (e/c). "I.... I dunno..." Donatello drunkly murmured.

Oh yeah I can definitely see her as like Lola bunnies from the looney tunes show

Enraged that we never got to see Rise!Mona Lisa and her chaotic dumbassery

What if Mona Lisa becomes an unrequited love interest, like that she’s a yandere for raph’s soft personality but rough features. And raph just isn’t interested in a romantic relationship with her and just wants to be friend her. And throughout the whole series the turtles didn’t get any continuous or permanent love interests’ and April & Casey or Sunita & April are canonically a thing.

Ik it’s stupid but sis this is my fantasy.

Enraged that we never got to see Rise!Mona Lisa and her chaotic dumbassery

Sis just won’t admit that it’s actually Pokémon fanfic

TMNT: Brother Moments PT. 3

Raph: *reading something off of Mikey's phone*

Raph: *suddenly reaches for the screen to scroll down*

Mikey, panicking: *screams and yanks his phone away*

Raph: *stares*

Mikey: *stares back*

Raph: Yo', why did you scream like that?

Mikey, bluffing: It's my "horror movie" scream. I'm... practicing.

Raph, doubtful: No, no... why, WHY did you scream like that? You hidin' somethin'?

Mikey, lying(?): porn.

•

I—

I used to sino for cat noir

And last week I can’t deny I was simping for hunter too

damn this shit makes sense

HELLO TUMBLR

help I think my favourite characters are starting to have a pattern

High achievers under a lot of pressure

Meet this one person that shows them being happy doesn’t have to come with results (PLATONICALLY IN HUNTERS CASE)

Actually do what they want for once

Hunter hasn’t done that last part yet sadly but you get the idea

DO YOU SEE THE PATTERN???

I haven’t a clue what this means about me as a person but there you go

These three as a comedy trio WOULD BE AMAZING

BISHHH SAMEEEEE

finally no more Leo and karai incest.

Possible wlw canon couple.

Donnie and April being platonic soulmates.

Big softie raph.

Lead back Leo.

Tsundere Donnie.

Dr. Delicate touch.

Two (possible gay) dads.

No hate to the original and other remakes but sorry I can’t help love the new remake even though it still has so cringe mimick modern day culture jokes it’s still somehow funny, and yeah their comedy is basically them having a at least I’d say 1/2 or 1/3 of Mikey personality but still manages to have their own and a few new additions of theirs. And my good the animation is just *chef’s kiss*.

I hope for the movie we’ll get more April and Casey moments and I to be honest I can see Capril as the same way with lumity (no offense to lumity it felt kinda rushed to me cause they got together in just the next season. Even though the plot is great, sorry not sorry but I’m into slow burns so sue me) but much slower and with a little bit of flirting, side glances and blushes. I’m my hopes for season 3.

KARAI BEING GRAN GRAN PLEASE IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED BLESS YOU RISE CREW

CASEY!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!! I CAN’T I’M LOSING IT WHAT DO I– SHE’S PERFECT, PLEASE, THIS IS EVERYHTING

APRIL BEING PART OF THE FAMILY YES YE S YES YES YES YES YES

OH MY GODS WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY WANT I–

I NEED MORE CASEY WHAT THE HECK NICK YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!! 

For real tho, this show is giving me so many female characters that I INSTANTLY FALL IN LOVE WITH. 

Please make this shit happen I ship them

*Slides netflix 20 dollars* Make Rise Capril happen.

Okuyasu Nigimura is a Himbo.