Don’t Mind Me Just Ranting Because Idk Who Else To Tell This So Why Not At The Internet Where Everyone

Okuyasu Nigimura is a Himbo.

WHEN PLS UPDATE MEEEEE

follow the sparks, i’ll drive — [l.mcqueen]

a lightning mcqueen human car racer!au x personal assistant fanfiction (coming soon!!)

“follow the sparks, i’ll drive <3” playlist

“slutty version” playlist (by @mqshido )

— 🏆᯾ 🖇️ ❀ 🏎️ ✞ 📸 ☘︎︎ 🏁 ༄

— 🏆᯾ 🖇️ ❀ 🏎️ ✞ 📸 ☘︎︎ 🏁 ༄

Okay… Here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breck-y could be good for me. No, no, no, stay focused. Speed. I'm faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I am lightning!

“Hey, Jay! You ready?” A familiar girl’s voice, his personal assistant, life coach, and coffee supplier, cuts through his thoughts and interrupts his pep talk. “We don’t have long.”

“Oh, yeah,” the boy replies. “Lightning's ready.”

— 🏆᯾ 🖇️ ❀ 🏎️ ✞ 📸 ☘︎︎ 🏁 ༄

in which,, an arrogant, selfish, famous race car driver goes missing, and the girl who’s always been in love with him has to pick up the pieces of his life, as she always does.

— 🏆᯾ 🖇️ ❀ 🏎️ ✞ 📸 ☘︎︎ 🏁 ༄

comment to be added to the taglist!! coming soon <3

🤍🖤HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBANAI IGURO🤍🖤

P.s i don't claim these images and gave credit to the original owners(who i forgot sorry).

I like to think that Sasha’s blush (despite the cartoon aspect) is basically feminist war paint or the toxic female gaze war paint.

I—

I used to sino for cat noir

And last week I can’t deny I was simping for hunter too

damn this shit makes sense

HELLO TUMBLR

help I think my favourite characters are starting to have a pattern

High achievers under a lot of pressure

Meet this one person that shows them being happy doesn’t have to come with results (PLATONICALLY IN HUNTERS CASE)

Actually do what they want for once

Hunter hasn’t done that last part yet sadly but you get the idea

DO YOU SEE THE PATTERN???

I haven’t a clue what this means about me as a person but there you go

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S WORTH FIGHTING FOR

Max would introduce Pikeman to Greenday because I said so

sameeeee

I'm aroace and sex favorable, and I wish I knew other sex favorable aces to talk about sex with, but I don't know where to find them or how to even talk about it if I did find them

Yessss, I’ve been waiting for this to come out and my god this is the best. While you turn this into a series? Will there ever be a part 3?

🐢💜 Donatello x Male!Reader

Enter: New Interest!

OwO what's this? The long over due part 2?

Part 1

Stalk·er

/ˈstôkər/

noun

1.a person who harasses or persecutes someone with unwanted and obsessive attention.

2.a person who hunts game stealthily.

Donatello groaned as he dramatically dropped himself on his chair, slightly cringing as the sharp 'squeak' his chair made in protest.

He'll fix that that later. For now he was facing the toughest situation in his life yet.

It had been exactly 2 weeks, 4 days, 7 hours and 37 minutes since he had met April's love interest and frankly... it did not go the way he expected it.

Not only did the plan fail because of his hesitancy, but April is still going on and on about her highschool crush. It was highly infuriating and Donnie didn't like it.

And so he began with his investigation. He easily hacked into the student's information log and found his target. First came your student ID number, then your address, your parent's number and socials.

For a while, he convinced himself that he was only doing this to protect April. Gotta make sure you're a real person and not secretly a Kraang like Irma. He's doing the right thing in order to make sure his family and friends are safe! There's nothing wrong with that, right?

That was of course.... until he stumbled upon your Instagram---and my god you were just a different level of good looking.

Pictures upon pictures of you surrounded by lavish things and expensive clothing from Gucci to Chanel to Balenciaga---they all look good on you! And you were in places he never even imagined of going---Hawaii, Taiwan, New Zealand, Paris, you were everywhere!

Each photo was cleverly taken with expressions ranging from relaxed, to excited, to melancholy. It didn't take a genius to figure out that you were modeling.

Great! Not only were you Mr. Good Looking Popular Boy, now you're a model too?!

That's just ridiculous!!!

Donatello, at that moment knew, God made you just to spite him!

'Hyat! Take this! The ultimate human!'

It was at the heat of the moment when his hands took control while his mind rages with the temperature of the sun. He printed out a photo of your face with that cute-ehem-asshole grin and duck taped it to a pillow.

He now understands how Rapahel feels when he's mad. Donnie just wants to pour out his frustrations and punch something! Anything!

But just as he was about to give the first blow to his (y/n)-punching bag, he stopped.

In fact, one look at your smiling face, all of his anger immediately dispersed.

You looked happy. Carefree and innocent, like a teddy bear that needs a hug.

Donnie's face starts to turn red "Ah!! Stop it, stop it!!" He slapped his cheeks to calm his nerves. He looked at his makeshift punching bag and turned it face down. He'll go back on that later.

The tall terrapin walked back to his computer. Maybe he just needs a different photo? Yeah, an ugly photo. Maybe one of those stolen pictures of you picking your nose or mid sneeze!

"Yeah just need to find an ugly photo of him!" He assured himself "I'm sure I can find one on no time!"

There weren't any.

Each image of you was framed to perfection. He had to bitterly admit that your photographer knew exactly what he was doing.

"Grrr!!!" This was not good. Not according to plan.

So far, you were clean. Too clean.

He bet he could find some sort of dirt on you in other social medias instead so he went off to hunt down your accounts. It didn't take long for him to hook your phone's GPS on his computer, letting him know wherever you are at any given moment.

"Doña Alicia's elementary school? Ooorrrr a secret Kraang base!!" He screamed at the monitor "You won't be getting away from me, you thief!!"

And that, ladies and gentlemen is how Donatello Hamato went from background checking, to obsessive stalking.

"Tsk." He didn't like that word. He prefers 'Gathering information for safety purposes'.

He wasn't directly harassing you nor was he hunting you. He's just being protective of his loved ones!

Which is totally different!

He sighed. Today wasn't going good. His time and thoughts were occupied with you so much so that he hadn't had time to think about anything new. He already finished doing repairs anyway, maybe he'll call it a day and get some rest?

The purple turtle stood and dragged himself towards his room, passing by his brothers on the couch.

Leo was the first to notice him "Need something Donnie?"

Donnie just shook his head "No. I'm thinking about going to sleep."

"Woah!" Mikey did a double take from his video game "Did I hear that right? Donnie? Sleep? That's like mixing water and milk!"

"Actually, its water and oil."

"Whatever!" Raph injected "You've been acting weird lately."

Donnie was offended "I am not!"

"Well.." Leo started "You have been distracted a lot during training. And you're always in your lab but we don't hear you making anything." He shrugged.

"Can't I work in silence? What if I put sound proof padding in my lab?"

"Did you?"

"....no.."

"Hey guys!" April popped up seemingly out of nowhere.

"Hey April!" Mikey waved, still busy with beating his own high score.

Donnie stood in full alert. April is here!!!

Donnie clearned his throat and approached the red haired beauty "H-Hi Apri-"

"Leo! I need your help!" The redhead zoomed past the genius brother and went straight to Leo. Donnie sulked.

"Sure, what can I help you with?" Leo stood from his position on the couch to face April who looked bashful and hesitant.

"Do you ah... think you can help me with Space Heroes?" She asked.

What?

Leo looked surprised but otherwise pleased that someone took interest in his favorite show "Of course! May I ask why and what part you want to know?"

"Everything!" April replied without a second thought "(Y/n) mentioned that he used to watch Space Heroes as a kid and I was wondering if you could help me know enough to get a conversation flowing?" Donatello growled. He didn't like that April was going out of her way just to have something in common with you.

"That (y/n) again? Sheesh girls are crazy." Raph grumbled.

"Please Leo?" She clasped both of her hands and did her best puppy dog eyes at Leo.

Donnie didn't bother hearing the rest of it.

He stomped his way into his room and slammed the door shut. He dropped on his bed, immediately making eye contact with (Y/n), the un-punched Punching Bag.

"This is your fault!" He picked up the pillow and started shaking it "You're ruining my life!!" Donnie shouted at the poor pillow. "You already had everything! Why do you need her too?!"

He glared at your stupidly handsome face "You're waayyy too perfect to even be realistic!" He ranted "You may not be a Kraang but that doesn't mean you're not secretly an alien, are you?!" He accused the pillow as if it was going to reply.

It didn't.

"Oh what am I doing? This is so stupid." Of course it wouldn't reply. Donnie plopped back into his bed, still holding the verbally attacked pillow.

"Donnie?"

Donatello screamed, accidentally throwing the pillow on Raph's feet.

It landed facing up.

Raph looked at the picture taped on the pillow. Then to Donnie. Then the pillow.  Then back to Donnie.

"I... I-I can explain!"

"So that's what happened?"

Donnie nodded. Raph was surprisingly understanding. For a second there, he expected his hot headed brother to run around the lair telling everyone about what he saw.

"Well I'm not really good at giving advice-"

"I know."

"-but I suggest you figure out this guy's personality in person. Anyone can fake their personality in social media and girls tend to get too knocked in on looks to notice anything bad about the guys they like." Raph said. "If he turns out to be a pretty boy with a bratty attitude you'll know to stay away." Raph leaned on the wall as he finishes.

"Wow..." Donnie was impressed. That didn't seem to bad "That's actually... a really good idea."

Raph smirked "Yeah, you're already stalking him so why not follow him around too?"

"I'm not a stalker."

"Yeah?! Tell that to him!" Raph gestured at the discarded (Y/n) punching pillow on the floor.

Donatello blinked. Walked up to pick up the pillow and looked at it straight in the eye.

"I am not a stalker." He glared at the pillow.

Raph facepalmed.

BISHHH SAMEEEEE

finally no more Leo and karai incest.

Possible wlw canon couple.

Donnie and April being platonic soulmates.

Big softie raph.

Lead back Leo.

Tsundere Donnie.

Dr. Delicate touch.

Two (possible gay) dads.

No hate to the original and other remakes but sorry I can’t help love the new remake even though it still has so cringe mimick modern day culture jokes it’s still somehow funny, and yeah their comedy is basically them having a at least I’d say 1/2 or 1/3 of Mikey personality but still manages to have their own and a few new additions of theirs. And my good the animation is just *chef’s kiss*.

I hope for the movie we’ll get more April and Casey moments and I to be honest I can see Capril as the same way with lumity (no offense to lumity it felt kinda rushed to me cause they got together in just the next season. Even though the plot is great, sorry not sorry but I’m into slow burns so sue me) but much slower and with a little bit of flirting, side glances and blushes. I’m my hopes for season 3.

KARAI BEING GRAN GRAN PLEASE IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED BLESS YOU RISE CREW

CASEY!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!! I CAN’T I’M LOSING IT WHAT DO I– SHE’S PERFECT, PLEASE, THIS IS EVERYHTING

APRIL BEING PART OF THE FAMILY YES YE S YES YES YES YES YES

OH MY GODS WHAT MORE COULD I POSSIBLY WANT I–

I NEED MORE CASEY WHAT THE HECK NICK YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!! 

For real tho, this show is giving me so many female characters that I INSTANTLY FALL IN LOVE WITH. 

Okay high key like why the fuck did it made me gasp when I watched it. Like I said “o my gosh” at the same time with “what in the actual fuck I should’ve expected this” like ughhh it kinda made myself mad for being that dumb. It shouldn’t have been unexpected at all. Honestly i blame the great plot and animation for making me so blind to not see it coming. This has got to be the best episode so far for now in helluva boss. And no one can deny that. And got dammit striker is so hot I just can’t.

OK LOOK, SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT HELLUVA BOSS, BUT DON’T DENY THAT THIS WAS A GOOD & UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST-