Me Too, Shallan. Me Too.

Guys I've COOKED

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[Sadeus] I’m going to take this from him. I’ll gaslight and gatekeep my way to the top and girlboss that throne right from under Dalinar.

[Adolin] Do you know what day it is?

[Sadeus] wha-

[Adolin, whispering] the ides of March

[Sadeus] *whimpers*

Happy stab-a-politician day to Adolin

Crazy post WaT theory: Dalinar’s cognitive shadow is still alive.

When Retribution tried to save and use him, what stopped him was that Dalinar was “claimed by another”. And that he slipped through his fingers. This suggests to me that while Dalinar was connected to both Honor and Odium, there was a third shard he was more connected to.

He previously rejected Odium for Honor in Oathbringer, and at the climax of this book, rejected Honor, favoring growth over adherence to the oaths.

He rejected Honor in favor of Cultivation, and she now has his cognitive shadow.

War Forever

i miss these idiots

*gets a call from my brother who's just started listening to Words of Radiance*

"Hey man What's up-"

"why the FUCK is Pattern such a little freak?"

In a world of Moashs, be an Adolin:

Be kind!

Maintain healthy platonic relationships!

Train hard in the field you're passionate about!

Dress to feel good about yourself!

If someone threatens your family, put a dagger through their eye socket and into their brain, then throw their corpse out a very high window!

‘Do Not Open’ is still one of my favorite episodes because of this absolute legend. He’s at the top of my list of badass people who survived encounters because they just ain’t with that shit.

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Sazed is a hypocrite.

Good.

People constantly rail on Sazed that he is a hypocrite in Era 2. I’ve seen people get genuinely angry about him, complaining that’s not how he was in Era 1. But like, it literally makes sense that he’s a hypocrite now. His entire being is a hypocrite. Literally 100% of him seeks to keep things the same and safe, and 100% of him seeks to see things destroyed. Thats how the Shards he holds works. The intents completely contradict. So if his whole being contradicts itself, he will obviously contradict himself on smaller matters.

THE CAKE WAS TRUE

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