F(x) Tribute Band Called F'(x). You'd Think The Point Would Be To Be Derivative But It's Actually Quite

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now

afraid i may have touched a sadness within myself i cannot jerk my way out of

this callout couldve been a block button

Gonna start posting my favourite horror movie reviews because everyone is so funny, starting with saw(2004)

i'm so sorry, i walked marginally more than a mile in your shoes. my understanding of you has subsumed my own consciousness, i am you to a greater extent than you ever were, and you are merely a simulacrum to the true you, which is me.

I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn