DAY IS MADE!

Must scifi be "good"? Is it not enough for the characters to be gay, in space?

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

Hey girl im consuming a new media

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

Really frickin rude that I have to make so many appointments to get treated for Can't Make Appointments Disease

You didn’t think I was done with Fest, did you?😏 Consider this the ‘bang’ in ‘out with a bang’.  

Summary: The roads a spy treads upon are treacherous lands…

Warnings: Rated M for canon typical violence etc. You know the drill. Extremely unbetaed and has not been play tested/debugged by anyone other than myself so be gentle with the rollbacks lol.

Credits: Ramine (music), Pocket Sound (sfx)

Many thanks to @q00kies and @azure7539arts for motivating me to finally get this project off the ground. 

Download

Pc

Mac

Instructions

Download the folder according to your operating system

Extract the file

Run the game application 

Enjoy the game!

Now that that’s all cleared up…

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batdad speedrun: everything is a riddle now

AU where battinson gets a bunch of robins at once is back :)

Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

That’s the way cool ni🅱️🅱️as do it 🔥👌🏻😂