Michael @ All Of The Survivors Thirsting After Him At The Outpost

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

obviously

I'm curious, reblog if your OTP is gay.

Like if it isn’t

short horror story: old picture of me 

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years