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(The Seven + Nico & Will road trip) Pt. 3

Annabeth: Everybody get ready to get out. We’re gonna use the bathroom and stretch our legs.

Leo: Thank the gods. I have to pee so so bad!

Nico: I’m gonna stay, I don’t need to go.

Will: You are getting out of the car. Doctor’s orders.

Nico: But I don’t need to go.

Will: I don’t care. You are going to try.

Nico (grumbling): Fine.

Trunk door opens.

Leo: Out of my way!

Leo jumps out and lands on his face.

Will & Percy: *wheezing*

Jason: Oh my gods! Leo are you okay?!

Leo: …..I don’t need to pee anymore.

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 1

Percy: *eats the last gummy worm*

Leo: Hey! That was mine!

Percy: Nuh-uh! It was BLUE! Blue is mine!

Leo: The whole package was blue!

Percy: Then the whole package was mine!

Leo: You’re supposed to share!

Percy & Leo: …..Annabeth!!!

Annabeth: Both of you SHUT UP or I will turn this car around!!

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.

They’re also crazy.

(The Seven + Nico & Will roadtrip) Pt. 2

Annabeth: What’s the exit number?

Piper (looking for a song): Eight.

Annabeth: We passed eight like eight miles ago.

Piper (looks up in horror): …..what?

Annabeth: It’s fine just tell me where I need to get off so we can turn around.

Piper: How am I supposed to know that?!

Annabeth: You have the map.

Piper: But I marked one route! Our route! I don’t know where we are!!

Annabeth: How do you not know?!

Piper: I’m not like Percy! I can’t see latitude and longitude lines when I’m lost!

Percy: That only happens in water.

Roadtrip Masterlist

Pt. 1 Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

And then she phases out of the car due to spite.

Ava: Walker, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car

Walker clicks a button

Ava: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILD LOCK ON?!

Such a missed opportunity from Rick in SoN.

Imagine if you will Percy being shown around Camp Jupiter but this time people have this feeling like they’ve seen Percy before. There’s this one camper who keeps watching him and giving him a weird look. And then at some point he hears a scream. “OH MY GODS! I REMEMBER!” And this camper runs to tell everyone why Percy seems familiar to them. And it turns out they remember Percy being wanted by the FBI.

God gave me all of the thoughts but none of the motivation

Songs the thunderbolts* would rock out to

Link is below!!

Find it on Spotify by name or my account: half-gone

Percy: Shut up! *dolphin noises*

Leo: Shut up! *machine noises*

just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

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