Well Yes!

When y/n does something so cringe that i have to look at the invisible camera for a sec.

me: this fella is my comfort character 🥰

someone: you know they're a psychotic monster and would kill you if you ever met-

me:

the kind of witch i wanna be: mysterious, ethereal, wisdom beyond my years

the kind of witch i really am: forgets that i’m a witch 70% of the time, doesn’t even know what phase of the moon it currently is, has nearly set my house on fire more time than i can remember

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

Me when I can’t find the very specific 100k slow -burn enemies to lovers, angst with a happy ending, award winning fic that my brain created during my before bed story time, realising I have to write it myself to be able to read it

Scout fics when you go through a breakup: He’d comfort you and give you cookies :))

What he’d actually do..

let’s treat ourselves more gently. let’s go to bed early. let’s rest when we need to. let’s live life in a way that doesn’t make you feel burnt out after a few weeks. i want us to have fun, to enjoy everyday life, to be present and not to always push ourselves to the last limit. challenge yourself but also treat yourself with love. okay?

Columbia University students at the Gaza solidarity encampment reading Wisam Rafeedie's The Trinity of Fundamentals and Ghassan Kanafani's The Revolution of 1936–1939 in Palestine (ph. Ian Bartlett).

that moment when it’s cold out and your too nervous to scoot closer to your really warm boss