that moment when it’s cold out and your too nervous to scoot closer to your really warm boss
#Gemini #Algebra
fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry
Lavender: Lavender oil is known for its anti-inflammatory, antifungal, antidepressant, antiseptic, antibacterial and antimicrobial properties. It also has antispasmodic, analgesic, detoxifying, hypotensive and sedative effects.
the kind of witch i wanna be: mysterious, ethereal, wisdom beyond my years
the kind of witch i really am: forgets that i’m a witch 70% of the time, doesn’t even know what phase of the moon it currently is, has nearly set my house on fire more time than i can remember
Garnet: Known as the stone of commitment, Garnet represents love. It revitalizes feelings and enhances sexuality.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Aquamarine: Known as the stone of courage, it has calming properties that help reduce stress and quiet the mind. Has an affinity with sensitive people and can invoke tolerance of others.
Rose water: Entails anti-inflammatory properties that help reduce redness and irritated skin, get rid of acne, dermatitis and eczema. Great cleanser for removing oil and dirt from clogged pores.
Emerald: Brings loyalty and domestic bliss. Enhances unconditional love, unity, and promotes friendship. Balances partnerships and can signal unfaithfulness when a change of color appears. Has a healing effect on emotions. Often related to the heart chakra.
Rose quartz: Known as the stone of universal love, this stone restores trust and harmony in relationships and encourages unconditional love. Purifies and opens the heart at all levels to accept love, self-love, friendship, deep inner healing and peace. Typically associated with the heart chakra
gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video