NOEL GALLAGHER — Frank Skinner Show 13 November 2000

posting for no reason but i’m so tired right now and got hit with the biweekly wave of ‘oh my god i love micheal shuman’ and now im so excited about his existence that i can’t sit still

i’m exhausted somsone shoot me

got some gross and sexually deviant ideas that i can only project onto real life celebrities via fan fiction. sorry i can’t help it it’s literally what they’re there for

(026/100) → Alex Turner.

back to the study adventures again... Josh was an easy choice when it comes to a 2 values study.

and josh on his knees, so desperate for alex rubbing his face against his growing erection but not quite mouthing at it. breathing him in through his nose and resting his forehead against alexs soft lower belly. my minds jumped a million paces forward and im drawn to the idea of them both cumming into those panties and alex having to sit in rapidly cooling wet lace until their next moment alone. hopfully no one can see any wet spots on his jeans

And when they're finally alone and ready to head back (because it's short ride home and Josh feels capable to sneakily avoid all police patrols), Alex stops at the back of the car. "I can't take another second, 's gross." He steps out of his pants while Josh shields the view the best he can with his big body. Alex quickly undresses and goes commando in his jeans. The soft ball of pink panties stays in his hand, hesitantly. "Throw them out," Josh suggests, "I'll buy you new one." "Promise?" Joshua pulls him closer and kisses his temple. "Anything for my girlfriend." "I'm not a girlfriend, ya prick," Alex snarls dangerously into the collar of his jacket. He even curls a fist, ready to pound the words into Josh's flesh. The big man ruffles Alex's hair and pushes him towards the passenger door. "Stop talking back, chiquita, or I'll stuff them in your mouth instead." All he wants now, at this ungodly early hour, is a calm ride back home, and a dirty thought to occupy Alex's mind.

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Fic idea: Josh Homme/Mikey Shoes cowboy AU, in which the old fox Homme gets injured when they're far away from civilization - when cattle herding with the rookie Mikey. They have complicated relationship, because Josh despise Mikey's flaunty, pretty boy persona, but the young man proves himself to be one bright, skilled and tough kid.

Please? Since watching Alive in the Catacombs I'm yearning for some good hurt/comfort Joshoes (Joshey?).

WHAT THE FAWK. bonjour, gracie :D i didn't know you had tumblr. i thought nobody uses this site anymore. ANYWAyy, i don't really know what to say, uhh i wanna write a homme/turner fanfic, but idk what the plot is gonna be. send help.

HELP AHELLO message me privately if you so wish… or on instagram or whatever idm but yeah i can provide help in the dms 🙏