reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
Berthold Woltze's 'the irritating gentalman' circa 1874 - oil on canvas
hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving
The phrase “Roman whipping out his sword at any given opportunity” exsists and it’s the best/worst thing ever.
roy mustang NEEDS to win the fma biggest loser poll or else life will have no meaning
when you spend too much time fighting clankers
*on the Negotiator*
Obi-Wan : Cody, meet me at 1300 hours we need to to discuss the next campaign
Cody, distracted, working on flimsiwork : Roger roger
Obi -Wan : What?
Cody : What?
Blame Kai.
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
Virgil: Patton’s not here-
Virgil: time to play how much tequila can I put in my coffee before dying!
*later*
Virgil: *in a hospital bed* turns out the answer is a fuck ton.
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!
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