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shit people at my school have said

• It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me

• Dude! You’re such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!

• I don't know, Somebody hates me?

•Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?

• If you wear tight pants your gay

• I just died, you don't get to talk.

• OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER

•Do you remember when somebody asked?

• What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump

• Unfortunately I have to eat this banana

• Look at my Donald Trump Cup!

• I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved

• Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.

• WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!

• I’m handsome and my name is Oscar.

• Ketchup to drown my sadness.

• WTF IS THAT KID SLENDERMAN?

• Do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep? Both

• Lawyers are professional arguers

• “It’s a prostitute.” “Isn’t that a court thing?”

• “WHY DOES MY HAND SMELL LIKE PEE?”

I got bored and made a pick-up line

'They say nobodies perfect, are you nobody? Cause your perfect

if jennifer walters and matt murdock break up i will be hiring them to sue marvel studios

We’re coming up with slogans for ‘be drug free’ posters here are some of the best ones so far;

Nuggies not Druggies

Drugs End All Dreams

Reach for the stars not drugs (nobody liked this one, it didn’t rhyme!’

Say no to drugs (Basic)

Give Hugs not Drugs

Both of my cats are named after Beatles songs

One of my friends mentioned the other day that she vents to her parents and me and the rest of our friend groups were in disbelief like “HOW DO YOU VENT TO THEM?!?!?!?!” but the again my friend group is 90% Alphabet Mafia members who are still in the closet and picking out their wardrobe lol

I asked my little sister to name one member of FOB and she said 'Patrick Stewart' help

I just saw two bald eagles fly over head, Captain America must be near by

Puglsey was so worried about being misogynistic. He was so uncomfortable. He’s perfect. Don’t take him away from me