One Of My Friends Mentioned The Other Day That She Vents To Her Parents And Me And The Rest Of Our Friend
One of my friends mentioned the other day that she vents to her parents and me and the rest of our friend groups were in disbelief like “HOW DO YOU VENT TO THEM?!?!?!?!” but the again my friend group is 90% Alphabet Mafia members who are still in the closet and picking out their wardrobe lol
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Marvel Characters as shit people at my school (and in my family) have said
Tony: It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me
Peter: Dude! Your such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!
Clint: I don't know, Somebody hates me?
Shuri: Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?
Steve: If you wear tight pants your gay
Nat: I just died, you don't get to talk.
Thor: OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER
Loki: Do you remember when somebody asked?
Bucky: What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump
Bruce: Unfortunately I have to eat this banana
Kate: Look at my Donald Trump Cup!
Strange: I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved
Wanda: Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.
Yelena: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!
Quill: I’m handsome and my name is Peter.
Namor: Ketchup to drown my sadness.
Did my class just wait like 50 minutes for a bus because we missed it so we could go on a field trip, yes we did. We finally got on at least
So i decided to rewatch The Giggle this time with my four year old brother because he liked Doctor Who because he likes most of the things I do and also aliens and time travel and stuff are really appealing to four year old boys. Anyways, so I’m watching it and we’re at the part where the Doctors are challenging the Toymaker to a game and my brother goes “Push him off the building.” just completely out of pocket and I’m still dying
Puglsey was so worried about being misogynistic. He was so uncomfortable. He’s perfect. Don’t take him away from me
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