My Dad Discovered Last Night That His Wife Of Almost Twenty Years Doesn’t Like Scooby Doo. We Were

I TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS GOD FORESAKEN HELLSITE FOR A FEW DAYS AND WE HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING BUG RACE AND I MISSED IT!!!! WHAT THE HELL GUYS!!!!

People: You only watched Thor Love and Thunder for Chris Hemsworth

Me: As hell nah, I watched for the plot

The plot:

me: It's a very good plot

Everyone else in my (Science) class is currently watching Soccer

I’m on tumblr watching Puppet History.

Help

I just saw two bald eagles fly over head, Captain America must be near by

ITS OUT TODAY!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

IM SO EXCITED

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

We’ve always called it a fortune teller, at least in Chicago, as far as i know

what is uquiz if not some kid coming up to you in the playground saying "choose a color :p"

In honour of the new Black Panther movie I am releasing some wallpapers I made for the lovers of Princess Shuri of Wakanda

I decided to play 'Fountains of Decay' in the car today and my mom called it 'a bunch of angry snarling'

I also played 'Every Snowflake Is Different' and I swear to fuck my mom looked fucking like this:

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