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AtSV; Something casual they do that is important to you

》 Something they do that is more than charming, touching even.

Peter B

You were trying to get a snack from the vending machine and it got stuck. It was horrible. You were already feeling like shit, working a double shift and not eating the whole time. To be honest you didn't know if you were angry or sad but you know you wanted to scream. Then Peter came up. You collected yourself before he saw your face as he walked up. He commented on your predicament and told you it'd be alright, then proceeded to hit the machine in a specific spot and the snack fell down. He always seems to know when you're having a bad time. "There you go buddy."

Miguel

To most people it's weird, hell it was weird to you the first time. At work you got sore and rickety a lot. You must have done something wrong because your shoulder was killing you and you told him. While you were explaining it he came up behind you, grabbed your shoulder at a leverage point, and shoved it. You made the most undignified moan in your life but the shame was more than worth it. It became a thing for you to go up to him and tell him where the pain was. "Tienes suerte de que me gustes."

Hobie

Dating is hard, there is no if ands or buts. When you were going out on dates Hobie made sure you had someone on speed dial. It wasn't great but you were getting there, some good, some bad, and some uneventful. Then you met a man you thought was super cool, wore piercings and leather jackets, and super casual. You felt like he didn't expect anything from you and you didn't need to preform. Then he turned out to be horrible and you were left walking aimlessly your emergency contact wasn't answering so you called him before your phone died. He got there in less than twenty minutes and took you to a diner, you in a nice date outfit and him in pajamas. "He don't deserve you, love."

Miles

It started absentmindedly. You two were hanging out and Miles put his hands in your hair and started playing, scratching, braiding. Immediately you relaxed and let your head tilt to him. Studying? He'll be behind you or wait til you're taking a break. Laying down? He'll twirl it in his fingers. Headache? He'll make a million braids and pull a bit to relief the tension. It became something so automatic his fingers start to itch if you're around and you feel like something is missing. "Here. Sit on the floor."

Gwen

Okay, sometimes you're just angry. With her you find something to do. Rocking out is a good one, both of you can do easily and try to keep up with one another loud and unafraid. You almost always leave those tired and ready to lay down. Going to the gym is another one. You can't fully keep up with her but she'll slow down for you without a second thought. You always leave from those ready to fight a gorilla. "Let's go wreck face."

Pavitr

You know how you have personal things like books and clothes. Those things have stuff in them. Your books will have little notes that say nothing but praise next to your bookmark. Your pockets will have little candies. A few times you found evil eye jewelry in your bag. It was something deeply personal to him that was an act he classified as wanting to do but not wanting to do it in the open because he didn't want you to give the things back. Those things were for you and it was a nice way to deliver it. "Wow. Those look like nice things that I do not know where they came from."

Okay I feel like my previous poll didn't get me the data I was looking for because of this little guy 🐢. So lets try this again:

And to those who voted "Who are you" in my last poll, I'm just a person who needs to support herself and her cat by doing something I love.

Word Vomit

This won’t make sense but I just need to ramble to calm down. Warnings: I don’t know I think this is anxiety but it’s so oddly specific and I don’t know why but I just can’t and I don’t think anyone will relate to this but if you do I’d like to know how you cope with it because this is killing me

Sleep won’t come.

Tossing and turning and tossing and turning. Your head aches. You force your eyes shut. They open back up immediately without hesitance.

No side of the bed feels safe.

It’s too stuffy. But blankets are required. Blankets provide weight and warmth no matter how suffocating they may be. If one is present, then no other being can be. It’s faulty reasoning.

Any childhood fear is real once it’s dark. No soothing songs or mental tricks can change what your mind has already deemed as a threat.

A Thing lurks below the mattress. Silent and present. It will stab through the fabric and cushioning. It’ll pierce right through your stomach. Try to wiggle out of its all-knowing gaze. It can see through the mattress, so it’s all pointless. It’s meaningless.

You can feel a finger from below gently prodding at your side, because if you’re on your side then that’s less of a target for the Thing to be able to hit. It’s like it lives inside your mattress. Maybe it will press its face just where your pillow lays and lift you up just a bit. So you know it is there.

Feel it? Feel it pushing more of its body through the mattress? It’s from halfway down your ribs to just past your waist. Feel it? It’s pressing upwards. Feel it?

On your other side, the side that is facing the ceiling, the blanket has suddenly become heavy. Only that side. Only that side. It’s heavy. It’s heavy. It’s like another hand is pressing down. It presses down.

Feel your chest closing in? It’s tightening. It’s constricting. Breathe in. Remember to breathe. Slow. Slow and steady. Be quiet. Be silent. Breathe. Be silent.

Reduce your line of sight. Focus on the light in front of you. There’s nothing else. It’s quiet. It’s there. It’s still heavy. It’s still pressing upwards. It’s quiet.

Are you numb now? From the waist down? Move. Don’t move. Moving. Turn to your other side. Do it now.

Music doesn’t help. Turn it off. Quiet. It’s quiet.

It’s not pressing into you anymore. Your eyes burn. Try to sleep again.

Try again.

I love this post with every bone in my body.

Can l request a s/o with tanjiro who they always give candy, toys like plushies and keychains to the children who they pass through in their demon missions. Even to children in the corp like muchiro even through hes theyre a top demon slayer. Like to any child because they want them to feel better despite ‘scary monsters’ are in their locations. He/they pronouns for s/o. I just want the kids in the missions to have something comforting lol. Thank you!

SUGAR, tanjiro kamado.

𖥻 TAHTS SO CUTE OFC U CAN <3 headcanons && a little scenario for you, and i hope you like it!!

ヤ .. m!reader x tanjiro kamado.

comforting people has always been your kinda thing? that’s how the three met you at first: you were fighting a demon and simultaneously trying to get a kid to safety. they stepped in at the last minute to help, introductions were made, and the rest is history.

you primarily make sure anyone they come across with a demon is safe and then go out of your way to comfort them with sweets or trinkets you’ve bought from cities you’ve passed in your travels, or sometimes just stories from your childhood or the antics your three friends get into. obviously you can fight as well — you’re more than capable of holding your own — but unless you’re unsure the trio has it completely covered (or there’s no one being hurt by the demon in the first place) you don’t fight alongside them.

tanjiro’s heart melts whenever he sees you with a kid, he likes your smile so much and he just stands there smiling like an idiot until inosuke has to jump on his back and remind him they’re in the middle of fighting a literal demon so can he please stop staring at you for just one minute—

your hands are somehow so soft?? sometimes the children want you to hold their hand because they like the way it feels, and tanjiro would also like to do that. he holds your hand any chance he gets and occasionally finds himself absent-mindedly playing with your fingers.

you always have sweets or toys (or anything that you think would be of comfort) on your person. always. it doesn’t matter where you are or how far away any shop or something that would have those sort of things in it is, it’s like a never-ending supply (zenitsu constantly asks you for sweets and then complains when he’s sick after eating too many).

the first time you gave stuff to muichiro he simply stopped and stared at you for a long moment. you freaked out a little and apologised, thinking you’d maybe offended him or something and turned to leave, but then he grabbed your wrist and took the things you’d offered before fucking bolting out of there.

you carry on giving him things and every time he’s like all ‘well if you insist then i guess i’ll HAVE to take it’ but everyone knows he keeps all the trinkets & toys in perfect condition and if anyone touches them he’ll be just about ready to square up.

his most prized possession you’ve given him is a little keychain of a weird sea urchin thing, solely because it was in the same colours of muichiro’s hair and you happily told him it reminded you of him. he did Not cry, the wind was making his eyes water (it wasn’t windy).

you’ve given everyone something that reminds you of them, but the person who gets the most things is tanjiro. he accepts every single one of them without fail, and showers your face in little kisses after receiving each one.

in short, everyone feels really safe and comfortable around you!! even feral boar boy is warming up to you ever since you gave him a strangely shaped rock that ‘emanated inosuke’s presence’ (although he didn’t know what that meant).

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(03:13 pm)

only sparing one more worried glance to the trio now facing the demon standing over them, y/n grabbed the hand of the child cowering behind a nearby tree and began to lead him away, picking up the pace a little when they heard a growl.

once they found a clearing the h/c sank to the floor and the younger boy followed, tears beginning to fall down his cheeks. y/n wiped them away with his thumb, moving to grab a few of the candied treats he’d bought a few days back.

“tan n’ the others are gonna make that scary monster disappear, alright? just focus on me, you’ll be fine.” he kept his tone low and soft, bringing out the sweets from behind their back with a grin and offering them to the child still trembling slightly. he accepted them cautiously, seeming to relax a little but still not meeting y/n’s eyes fully.

they both sat in silence while the kid ate the confectionery slowly, as if worried it was poisoned or something of the sort. the h/c kept throwing nervous glances to the way they’d came, wondering if tanjiro and the other two were alright.

he must’ve been staring longer than they thought, since the young boy beside him tugged on his haori and spoke up.

“are you alright, mister?”

they turned to face him, smile returning as they ruffled the child’s hair. “of course! just a bit worried about my friends. especially tanjiro.”

he looked a bit confused about that, and tilted his head a little when replying. “why? is mister tanjiro special?”

they nodded, reaching round to fish out a small keychain in the shape of a kitsune mask. “very special. i love him lots, and i don’t want him to get hurt.”

that seemed to change the boy’s resolve, as he stood up with a determined look on his young face and grabbed y/n’s hands in earnest.

“don’t worry, mister! they’ll come back safe and sound! and— and get rid of the scary monster! i promise!”

the h/c looked startled for a moment before putting his arms around the kid and drawing him into a hug, thanking him for the comfort given. the little boy relaxed more after that, the pair playing tic tac toe in the dirt and y/n telling him about all the adventures that had came before this one. they stayed like that until footsteps came running through the clearing and the duo were met by three familiar faces were staring back at them.

while he was hugging the newly-returned redhead, y/n locked eyes with the little boy and grinned when he threw them a big thumbs up, discreetly giving one back and then relaxing in tanjiro’s arms again. it was moments like this that made him forget about the outside world full of demons and traitors and villains, and just reveled the feeling of contentment that flooded through him, happy with where he was and who he was with. they wouldn’t change it for the world.

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# i am significantly worse at fluff than i am at angst lmfao, sorry it was kinda shitty ⛹️ mkay bye

i think it's 100% immoral and invasive to 'ship' real human beings, but you can't tell me it wouldn't be a LITTLE funny to imagine what it would be like if Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell were a married couple

Ever heard a bass riff so good you can feel it in your actually I don't think I can say that in public

God bilingual people are so cool. I'd love to be bilingual someday.

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the hashira as cats 

a/n: this was supposed to be for international cat day but even if it’s posted late I still hope you like it! : ‘ >

tomioka giyuu 

black, long-haired cat with blue eyes 

he’s a super quiet cat 

sleeps all day 

when you can’t find him he’s probably just in the bathroom with his paw dipped in the bathtub water 

flinched often when you tried to touch him when you first got him but now is the one reaching towards you to get your attention 

himejima gyoumei 

huge mackerel blind cat 

has the loudest purr 

loves being with you! he doesn’t follow you around every step you take but instead stays at a comfortable distance 

highly independent and can even turn on sinks on his own 

waits at the door for you to get home 

iguro obanai 

tuxedo cat with heterochromia 

jumps really high and sometimes sleeps on top of cupboards 

pretty hostile to visitors 

incredibly amazed with sliding doors 

will take a lot for him to be happy with you petting him but he likes it when you run the back of your finger on that little spot on his head 

uzui tengen 

persian cat with blue eyes but they almost look silver 

definitely a high maintenance cat 

likes wet food way more than dry food 

instagram cat and he likes it when you dress him up, sometimes nuzzles your hand when he really likes the outfit 

he’s the owner of the house, you just live there actually 

rengoku kyojuro 

white, long-haired cat with the puffiest mane ever 

extremely energetic so good luck sleeping at night 

he calls you over to show his empty pet bowl after he finishes his food and he looks so proud of himself 

so warm and fluffy and actually loves belly rubs 

is the one waking you up in the morning because he wants to go for a walk

shinazugawa sanemi 

scarred white cat with green eyes and a twisted tail you found in the streets

feral, has rabies, and almost scratched the hell out of you and the vet when you tried to get him his shots 

doesn’t like to be picked up but would sometimes bonks you with his head 

watches the doors and flicks his tail when someone approaches the house 

isn’t picky with his food and sometimes you can catch him rummaging through your trashcan 

tokito muichiro 

black, long-haired kitten that looks like he’s got white socks on 

sleeps in the weirdest positions and in the weirdest places 

loves toys that have bells attached to them 

sometimes he comes to your room and then just leaves 

stares at the wall or ceiling a lot 

kocho shinobu 

black, short-haired cat with a shiny coat 

she is a little mean but she’s very loving

when she isn’t fed on time she goes :3 and tries to push down a fragile item from the table 

even though she does that she jumps to join you in bed, laying beside you until you both fall asleep 

looks wonderful next to flowers 

kanroji mitsuri 

white, long-haired white cat with the most beautiful green eyes 

the most loving one of the bunch 

greets you home, sits on your lap, naps on you 

wants to eat whatever it is you are eating 

pretty clumsy and knocks over your things often and runs to you to rub against your legs like nothing happened 

hey guys friendly reminder from your fave Canadian that esk*mo is a slur so please don’t use it!

I see it usually in the context of “esk*mo kisses” which may pop up when people talk about their ships and their headcanon, but it means “snow eaters” in cree and is a slur against Inuit people so please just don’t use it!

and I would appreciate if u reblogged this because people outside Canada don’t seem to know this for the most part