i-eat-laundry-detergent
23 yrs old, super homosexual, and He/Him
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This did numbers in the wrong organ server so here y’all go
Don't forget to vote for Mouthwashing on Steam if you haven't already!
Bonus Anya:
Art by Alai Ganuza
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
today is not my birthday
Reblog this if today isn't your birthday
Hi, Tumblr: this is LICHES & LYE, a shop for handmade resin dice, fannish scented candles, and more!
Some of the items above include:
a line of 6 candles based on the clans of The Untamed (brown kraft labels)
9 fan fiction trope candles (with labels cheekily inspired by AO3)
the polyhedral dice sets "arcubus", "distant skies", and "well of stars", which are WIPs/testers for my upcoming dice release!
I am an independent queer and trans crafter working out of my basement (seriously), and I make and design these products myself, including unique scent blends for my candles that you will literally not find anywhere else.
I'm so thrilled to be on Tumblr, finally, and to share my work with y'all. I've got a new candle line in the works based on the classic alignment chart, in addition to gorgeous 35mm chonky d20s and standard 7-dice sets.
I'll be posting info about my next restock here on July 15th. In the meantime, I hope you'll check out what's in stock, or head over to my insta for more dice pics!!
SpiderPunk © Tyrine Carver and Wil Woods of Musetap Studios
Get the print at musetapstudios.com! -- Twitter/Pinterest/Artstation/DeviantArt: Musetap -- Facebook/Instagram: MusetapStudios -- MusetapStudios@gmail.com
Are my dogs cosplaying Reylo right now?
Chestnut brunette Petey basking in the light
Black haired Murray curled up in the dark
“Alrighty Aphrodite ” by Saint Hedge
Robot Anatomy portrait DYTTO (Popping and tutting dancer)
i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist
Dogs will be like. Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark. And you'll be like. What. And they'll be like. There's a Leaf. And you'll be like. So there is. And they'll be like. Don't like it. Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark barkbarkbark barkbark bark.
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month!
She’s just like me honestly
Limits of the Human Body
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY
WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS
Cuddlebugs.
Cowboy Tails!! (IDW Sonic Halloween special)
Word Vomit
This won’t make sense but I just need to ramble to calm down. Warnings: I don’t know I think this is anxiety but it’s so oddly specific and I don’t know why but I just can’t and I don’t think anyone will relate to this but if you do I’d like to know how you cope with it because this is killing me
Sleep won’t come.
Tossing and turning and tossing and turning. Your head aches. You force your eyes shut. They open back up immediately without hesitance.
No side of the bed feels safe.
It’s too stuffy. But blankets are required. Blankets provide weight and warmth no matter how suffocating they may be. If one is present, then no other being can be. It’s faulty reasoning.
Any childhood fear is real once it’s dark. No soothing songs or mental tricks can change what your mind has already deemed as a threat.
A Thing lurks below the mattress. Silent and present. It will stab through the fabric and cushioning. It’ll pierce right through your stomach. Try to wiggle out of its all-knowing gaze. It can see through the mattress, so it’s all pointless. It’s meaningless.
You can feel a finger from below gently prodding at your side, because if you’re on your side then that’s less of a target for the Thing to be able to hit. It’s like it lives inside your mattress. Maybe it will press its face just where your pillow lays and lift you up just a bit. So you know it is there.
Feel it? Feel it pushing more of its body through the mattress? It’s from halfway down your ribs to just past your waist. Feel it? It’s pressing upwards. Feel it?
On your other side, the side that is facing the ceiling, the blanket has suddenly become heavy. Only that side. Only that side. It’s heavy. It’s heavy. It’s like another hand is pressing down. It presses down.
Feel your chest closing in? It’s tightening. It’s constricting. Breathe in. Remember to breathe. Slow. Slow and steady. Be quiet. Be silent. Breathe. Be silent.
Reduce your line of sight. Focus on the light in front of you. There’s nothing else. It’s quiet. It’s there. It’s still heavy. It’s still pressing upwards. It’s quiet.
Are you numb now? From the waist down? Move. Don’t move. Moving. Turn to your other side. Do it now.
Music doesn’t help. Turn it off. Quiet. It’s quiet.
It’s not pressing into you anymore. Your eyes burn. Try to sleep again.
Try again.
I decided to share this around Tumblr, as well
What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless
Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.
2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.
3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.
4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.
5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up.
6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.
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I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.
This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?
In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:
On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.
On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.
You're welcome. Now get reblogging.
I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.
This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?
In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:
On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.
On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.
You're welcome. Now get reblogging.
Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”