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the hashira as cats 

a/n: this was supposed to be for international cat day but even if it’s posted late I still hope you like it! : ‘ >

tomioka giyuu 

black, long-haired cat with blue eyes 

he’s a super quiet cat 

sleeps all day 

when you can’t find him he’s probably just in the bathroom with his paw dipped in the bathtub water 

flinched often when you tried to touch him when you first got him but now is the one reaching towards you to get your attention 

himejima gyoumei 

huge mackerel blind cat 

has the loudest purr 

loves being with you! he doesn’t follow you around every step you take but instead stays at a comfortable distance 

highly independent and can even turn on sinks on his own 

waits at the door for you to get home 

iguro obanai 

tuxedo cat with heterochromia 

jumps really high and sometimes sleeps on top of cupboards 

pretty hostile to visitors 

incredibly amazed with sliding doors 

will take a lot for him to be happy with you petting him but he likes it when you run the back of your finger on that little spot on his head 

uzui tengen 

persian cat with blue eyes but they almost look silver 

definitely a high maintenance cat 

likes wet food way more than dry food 

instagram cat and he likes it when you dress him up, sometimes nuzzles your hand when he really likes the outfit 

he’s the owner of the house, you just live there actually 

rengoku kyojuro 

white, long-haired cat with the puffiest mane ever 

extremely energetic so good luck sleeping at night 

he calls you over to show his empty pet bowl after he finishes his food and he looks so proud of himself 

so warm and fluffy and actually loves belly rubs 

is the one waking you up in the morning because he wants to go for a walk

shinazugawa sanemi 

scarred white cat with green eyes and a twisted tail you found in the streets

feral, has rabies, and almost scratched the hell out of you and the vet when you tried to get him his shots 

doesn’t like to be picked up but would sometimes bonks you with his head 

watches the doors and flicks his tail when someone approaches the house 

isn’t picky with his food and sometimes you can catch him rummaging through your trashcan 

tokito muichiro 

black, long-haired kitten that looks like he’s got white socks on 

sleeps in the weirdest positions and in the weirdest places 

loves toys that have bells attached to them 

sometimes he comes to your room and then just leaves 

stares at the wall or ceiling a lot 

kocho shinobu 

black, short-haired cat with a shiny coat 

she is a little mean but she’s very loving

when she isn’t fed on time she goes :3 and tries to push down a fragile item from the table 

even though she does that she jumps to join you in bed, laying beside you until you both fall asleep 

looks wonderful next to flowers 

kanroji mitsuri 

white, long-haired white cat with the most beautiful green eyes 

the most loving one of the bunch 

greets you home, sits on your lap, naps on you 

wants to eat whatever it is you are eating 

pretty clumsy and knocks over your things often and runs to you to rub against your legs like nothing happened 

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

🥦 Grocery clerks 🥦

Spiderverse angst poster with my girls.

Color WIP

GWEN JUST WANTS A MOTHER FIGURE 😭 BUT JESS IS JUST TRYING TO DO WHAT SHE THINKS IS RIGHT SO SHE CAN JUST HAVE STABILITY AND SO HER BABY IS SAFE. I NEED TO KNOW JESS'S BACKSTORY GODDAMNIT.

Miguel you will crumble, when I get you it's on site

Sketch and black and white comp (took inspo from the lady bird poster)

Dogs will be like. Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark. And you'll be like. What. And they'll be like. There's a Leaf. And you'll be like. So there is. And they'll be like. Don't like it. Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark barkbarkbark barkbark bark.

Okay I feel like my previous poll didn't get me the data I was looking for because of this little guy 🐢. So lets try this again:

And to those who voted "Who are you" in my last poll, I'm just a person who needs to support herself and her cat by doing something I love.

God bilingual people are so cool. I'd love to be bilingual someday.