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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

My summer shop update is now live! I just added a ton of new earrings and keychains, new red panda stickers, buttons, pins, washi tape, otter prints, and prints of my backyard bird series! And my first shirts!!

AND the red panda figurine that blew up on insta recently. It is one of a kind so be sure to move quickly if you're interested in it!

I will also be running an ongoing sale where if you donate $5 or more to my godson's preschool GoFundMe and send me proof over DM or Email, I will give you a 15% off code! The money goes to a queer, disabled family that could really use the help with another kid on the way so thank you very much to everyone who donates!

Also reminder that Lavender Tier Patrons get 10% off always ;)

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

today is not my birthday

Reblog this if today isn't your birthday

he in fact would not be able to properly date anyone💀 remember he dont believe in consistency

Idk who needs to hear this but Hobie Brown would not date a white woman.

What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

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things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

We need water.

Lemons.

hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

zenitsu! one of my favorite pieces!!