I Physically Can’t Stand Seeing My Body.

licking vi’s back tattoo rn if y’all were wondering what i’ve been up to

Thinking about Having to do that fake baby project ( RealCare Baby) with fratboy abby ?

Of course your original lab partner got sick—out for two weeks, right when the baby project kicked off. You scoffed the moment you heard the name of your new ‘co-parent’. Her reputation alone left a bad taste in your mouth. There’s no way in hell she’d take this seriously. But you both need the A, so here you are…

You told her “don’t text or call unless it’s about the baby, Anderson.”

Yet, She Calls at any hour—totally clueless, she’ll FaceTime at 3am, while you are studying like “It’s crying again. Did I break it?”

Parties with the baby. posts it strapped to her chest like a beer koozie, captioned: “me and lil bro shutting this party down.”

Bought a “Hot Dad Summer” shirt. Nicknames you her “baby momma” in front of her friends. Thinks it’s hilarious. You don’t.

Calls the baby “Sport” unironically. Tries to teach it how to fist bump. (It’s a fake baby??)

Update: plan b series

if you believe hard enough you will find an equally freaky girlfriend via tumblr Dot com and then you will have awesome sex and get married

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

“look at that fucking arch. fuck, you’re such a whore for this dick.”

and it’s just fucking ex!vi in front of a mirror

i hate it when people say "your gonna lose your curves" mf my hips are bigger than my rib cage no i won't

Jinx ‼️💥

needy clingy gf 🤝 obsessed gf

(jokes on you, i could be either)

THIS! But like- FemmeXButchified idk.!🩷❕❔

#Nerdmasc + popularfemme