“look At That Fucking Arch. Fuck, You’re Such A Whore For This Dick.”

This shit is such a scam

The number goes down by a lot, body looks same

The number goes slightly up, AND I LOOK LIKE A ROTTING WHALE WTF

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

Ariana Grande via her Instagram handle, 28th December 2024.

can we skip to the part when I have a wife and a kid and I’m rich and successful and and and

if being an awkward loser lesbian was illegal id be in prison

Give a bitch some head or sumthn 🥀

“It’s low cal”

“only 300 cal per serving”

(and then the serving size isn’t even worth the cals)