Eddie Calls Buck When Chris Is Asleep In His Own Bed. The One He Carted 800 Miles All The Way From Texas

great news, everyone. i've decided bobby is not dying because i don't want him to. you can thank me later.

Manifesting the funeral to be like this

Estate Executor: Thank you all for coming here today. We shall now read the last will and testament of Robert Wade Grant-Nash. He leaves all of his earthly property to his wife, Athena Grant, with the following exceptions:

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my father’s baseball glove to Harry Grant;

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my ice skating equipment, gear, and outfit & sequin repair gun to May Grant;

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my son Evan ‘Buck’ Buckley in the care of Edmundo Diaz, to have and to hold in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live. Don’t make me come back down to knock some sense into the two of you.

Everyone: (Gasps)

Buck: what does that mean?

Maddie & Tommy (in unison): I knew it!

Eddie: How does he get to one-up my own will reveal???!

Bobby: (staggering through the door cover in Mud and Fresh Dirt): Don’t read the will! There’s some Gay stuff in there…

Everyone: Bobby????! You’re alive?

tommy: you're living in eddie's house

buck: eddie's house??? ummm, eddie was a RENTER. yes he lived here for seven years and i've been coming here for just about as long. yes this place was already so much like home to me i was never really a guest. yes i've slept here multiple times and when i died and needed some respite this is where i found it: in eddie's home, on eddie's couch. yes this is where eddie set up the hildy i pranked him with (yes my credit score is shot to shit). yes i helped patch up this wall after eddie had a break down. yes i stayed here when eddie was recovering from his gunshot wound in hospital. yes i already had a key. yes i've set up my furntiure in the exact same was eddie did. but..................... eddie was a renter so like idk what ur on about next question

anyway i don't believe any of this actually like i do think they are playing us. they need us to believe bobby's dead so when he rises on the third day we're all like omg jesus is back i mean bobby

lucy donato could have piloted that helicopter AND she would still have more emotional reaction to bobby dying, she was there during may day she Gets IT

gonna be in denial and just go to bed now bc i really don't have the mental capacity for this rn and everything is shitty and i hate this

"8×17 is about water poisoning in L.A", "8×17 is about Eddie choosing the juice" what if it's about BOTH

hi I’m thotguzman and my toxic trait is associating buck and eddie to every gracie abrams song

WOWWWWOWWW OH YM GOF WOWWWIHOOJHHH

Okay but why did they name the baby Robert NASH Han 😭😭😭😭