Shorthands For Dumbassery That I Have Grown To Love Deeply

me: yo this could be us

my girlfriend: bet (sends picture of katana)

me: where- how-

the 6th love language is fighting monsters together

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

for everyone living their best sad cowboy life rn

haunting the narrative

find me on instagram !

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

I don’t have sex with other people and even I know that queer sex isn’t just one particular thing that requires a top and bottom. Some of y’all have a very narrow view of how sex works.

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

Nothing made me laugh harder than Batman visibly about to lose his shit because he didn’t figure out the last riddle and the fucking Riddler just starts randomly singing “AVE MARIAAAAAAAAA” on the top of his lungs

A long overdue Malevolent fanart...

"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.