You Do You Fellow Puncher. If You Like Being One Punch Man, Then So Be It! And If They Judge You, Punch

This is my cat, and this is a giant box. Internet, your welcome

Late Night Poetry

(Gosh I need to lay off staying up late XD)

She was a weird concoction.

Strange from the day she was born

The discipline of Martial Arts,

married with the free sound of a swing horn.

A mess held together only by gumption.

And that’s okay

Finished this a while back, I call it Heartbeat of the Sea

Keeping beat with crashes in the background

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

SOOOOOO CLOOOOSE!!! URRRRRRGGEBRNDHAMDVRJAKFJXJW

Ghost says life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when your gonna get the nasty blue warlock filling.

RUUUUN HUNTER RUUUN!!!!!

Dear Guardian,

Times are trying indeed. The powers at be, the difficulties we face in the city. Our Light is truly challenged in this new age where the Darkness grows. But support us, and we will support you.  This is the day that we have waited for – our greatest moments are yet to come. Our finest hour draws near. Our collected Light brings down a great force thundering at our feet as we walk through the Darkness. Our own light, shining brighter than the Travlers Light. Our own light, is our own. And all our light shines as strongly as the Light of the Traveler.  Let us share our resolve, this is the day. Our world needs a great Defender,  And that is us.  We need you Guardian.  For emotional support please join this discord chatroom, Guardian support group

*Is a band nerd and hears new music after FINALLY getting new Destiny* *weeps majestic tears of beautiful epicness*

Don't mind me. Just sittin’ here drying flowers for my bookshelf...

Don't think I'm doing it 100% correct, but I'm trying. Not the most aesthetic pictures in the world either, but they bring me joy I suppose. That's what counts right?

Never ask for chest bumps. One shoulder always finds a way forward into a charge

A Hunter’s Guide to Titans: Pluses and Minuses

PLUSES

1) Usually amused by stories about Warlocks

A fine quality in a comrade.

2) Really good battlefield distractions

Eager to punch stuff. Makes it easy to strategically retreat. Encourage this. 

3) Very easy to fool with loaded dice

Don’t believe in cheating. Delicious.

4) Willing to make and lose the same bet over and over

Impressively stubborn. I even heard some idiot thought he could outrun a Golden Gun.

5) Require little combat maintenance outside of gummy snacks

Save them for when you need them, otherwise you’ll go through a lot of snacks.

6) Good drinking buddies, bad at drinking contests

They always think they’ll win, right up until the point they pass out. Equally amusing to see people try to drag a Titan in full plate out of a crowded bar.

Surprisingly good dancers.

MINUSES

1) Overeager to sacrifice themselves for the City

No one is asking you to die, okay? Stop offering.

2) Won’t shut up about walls

Shut up about the Walls already.

3) Less fun when they learn about the loaded dice

Try to get a head start.

4) Difficult to outrun in a straight line

Related.

5) Take everything way too seriously

Also, prone to grumpiness without gummy snacks.

6) Fist bumps hurt a lot

Ghosts get sick of re-setting bones.