Dear Guardian,

SOOOOOO CLOOOOSE!!! URRRRRRGGEBRNDHAMDVRJAKFJXJW

I Write Sins not Ishtar Tragedies

Oh, well imagine, 

As I'm pacing the floor of this Vault corridor

And I can't help but hear,

No, I can't help but hear my Ghost's word

So much wonderful knowledge

"So much wonderful knowledge" said my little light to me

"And yes, but what a shame,

what a shame that the fallen has followed us in."

I CHIME IN WITH A

"HAVEN'T YOU GHOSTS EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE VAULT DOOR!!!"

Best tf moments cause g1 is absolute gold

- ‘she’s not so hot’ ‘she’s hot enough to replace you whenever I choose’

- the entire knight episode

- spike getting roasted by powerglides human girlfriend. ‘It’s not my fault your junk is all defective’

- Megatron pinwheeling out of the screen with his spike ball

- bumblebee conveniently and stupidly reversing back over a cliff and straight into the Decepticons

- Megatron and the Decepticons getting drunk

- ‘MEGATRON HAS FALLEN’

- the rust

- Megatron’s reactions to the rust

- Hound massaging Spike

- Bluestreak calling Hound glitched

- Optimus playing basketball and slam dunking mirage

- Optimus Primes evil clone

- Starscreams cage

- ‘say uncle or I’ll shove your nose in your afterburner’ ‘UNCLE UNCLE’

- Skyfire catching Sideswipe bridal style after Megatron hauled him by the ass

- Ironhide kicking Jazz and then bolting

- snow puns

- ‘easy, Cliffjumper’

- ‘what about my paint?’ ‘No one will notice, just make left turns’

- ‘must- sound- alarm’ ‘NOOOOO’

- Starscream shitting himself at the thought of Optimus Prime ambushing him

- ‘but we shall miss you, Ironhide, old friend.’ *sultry* ‘I miss you already’

- ‘I know what I’m doing’ *EXPLOSION*

-‘ as the earthlings say, fat chance fathead’

- bumblebees pink interior

- ‘PERSONALLY I don’t care what you need’

- Blaster riding Optimus and being completely terrified

- the bots watching soap operas and ballet

- Starscream and the snake

-Ultra Magnus and the hall of mirrors

- jazz watching Megatron beat the shit out of Mirage without helping

- grimlock biting Megatron’s ass

- Shockwave riding Starscreams alt mode like a horse

- ‘LOAD ME’

And probably the best G1 quote of all time:

- ‘amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies’

Finished this a while back, I call it Heartbeat of the Sea

If all potential stress factors occur, and all indicators occur, then feel free to point them to the nearest enemy filled bar.

Evaluating Your Hunter: A Checklist

In times of great stress or shock, your Hunter may go suddenly quiet, such as in the moments before a firefight or following a disaster. It is imperative that you act quickly to assess their mental state. The following checklist can identify potentially dangerous situations and help you to evaluate your next steps.

First, identify the cause of stress. Potential factors include:

Imminent battle

Imminent death

Witnessing a second death

Dismemberment, or the witnessing thereof

Repeated Ghost revival

Defeat in the Crucible

The tearing or loss of a cloak

Losing a game of dice

Running out of alcohol

Stubbing a toe

Immediately following any of these occurrences, act quickly to gauge the severity of their psychological response to said stress. Be sure to watch for the following indicators:

Is your Hunter staring off into the middle distance?

Is your Hunter grinning wildly for no discernible reason?

Is your Hunter speaking with an entity that isn’t there?

Is your Hunter laughing maniacally?

Is your Hunter obsessively stroking the bones of an extinct creature?

Is your Hunter behaving like a normal, well-adjusted human being?

If the answer to one or more of the above questions is YES, the best course of action is to remove yourself from your Hunter’s vicinity and point them either at the nearest enemy or the nearest bar, depending on which is closest.

- A Warlock’s Guide to Hunters // Anonymous

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

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*Is a band nerd and hears new music after FINALLY getting new Destiny* *weeps majestic tears of beautiful epicness*

You do you fellow puncher. If you like being one punch man, then so be it! And if they judge you, punch them.

Titan Mom!!! A punch titan needs help!!! I've gotten to the point where my fists are the best of weapons I can use... literally... I'm finding myself killing things with melee faster than with exotic weaponry... do i just go help people out or... ;-;

I’d say always help people out! But more importantly, man if you’ve found what works best for you, or at least something that works really well, definitely use it! Use that punch!!

Storytime, if you don’t mind. I was playing with my clanmmates once and as a striker Titan I was doing my usual shoulder charge dealio, but one of the guys thought heeeee was better. SO I challenged him to a no-gun-run match, we were doing Iron Banner. Supers, shoulder charge, melee, grenade only, no guns, don’t even pull the trigger. I won it in the end, but moral is if you’re good at punching, KEEP PUNCHING.

Sometimes I do no gun-run-strikes now, for funsises! Recommend them if you wanna try. and to make things even better, pick up Insurmountable Skullfort, getcha that double melee!

Punch things! Have fun! Good luck!

Not sure if I want to laugh my butt off or fist pump and shout “Heck Yeah!”

I’m not sure which I love more about this: The Vex listening to classic rock or Ghost describing it as “good taste”, implying he loves rock. 

The Dawn of the most Dysfunctional Fireteam Ever

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining and the birds were letting forth their serenade. A curious hunter was walking to a lesser trafficked part of the tower to investigate a poster he saw in the main entrance. Ok, lesser trafficed was an understatement. It was almost deserted when Xur didn’t visit! He saw a titan standing next to a statue where they were supposed to meet.

(Hunter) Hey, I saw your poster. “Titan in need of a fire teaaa…” What in the world is HE doing here?

(Warlock) Hey! I’m doing the same as you, you idiotic dull-blade!

(Hunter) WHAT DID YOU JUST STAY BLANKET BACK!

(Warlock) I SAID I’M DOING THE SAME A-(Stranger) ENOUGH!

A lovely female titan walks out of the nearby bar.

(Stranger Titan) You boys can save that for the enemy. Now, as long as you two won’t break anything, come in and let’s discuss the upcoming raid.

The two smitten men stared at the retreating beauty before glancing back to the other titan by the statue. The lonely striker only shrugged his shoulders as they glared at each other and proceeded into the bar…

{Hope you enjoy my little spark of inspiration! I know it’s not the greatest, but it’s mine and I’m proud. Cya later fellow guardians!}