Accidentally Ate God's Primordial Beasts

I was so certain about buddie endgame in the finale…

are you a oliver stark ‘yeah that was super gay’ son or a ryan guzman ‘they’re brothers’ daughter

Dick was the last to be adopted, Jason became the black sheep post-resurrection, Tim made himself Robin, Damian was dropped in Gotham after ten years of being kept secret, Cass possesses killer instincts that run counter to Batman's philosophy, Duke is a meta whose parents are still alive (albeit jokerized), and Steph has zero legal connections to the Waynes. All of the batkids have reason to believe they're the only one Bruce doesn't want around and Bruce is unaware of the problem because they don't vocalize it not just out of the usual emotional constipation, but also a deep-seated fear of being proven right. In this essay, I will—

y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them

"Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that, I got laid" was gay enough

BUT WHY DID EVERYONE FAIL TO MENTION THAT DEAN FUCKING WINKS AT CASTIEL AFTER THAT!?!???

i am speechless right now. like. if we got this in a post-2020 show it would be THE sign that they will, in fact, get laid sooner than later. if this happened between Dean and a woman, there would be zero doubts about them being endgame. how did the world allow the CW to gaslight us about Destiel when this scene exists. how did they succeed. how.

oh my beloved original Destiel shippers, they hated you because you spoke the truth

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

Oliver listening to the Smith Sisters narrate the Wanna Go for the Title scene

shannon leaving eddie a note because she cannot be what christopher needs -> eddie leaving buck a note because he knows that christopher is what buck needs

the man who believes the next episode is the gay eddie episode is a fool every episode but one