I Don't Know About Anyone Else, But This Will Never Not Be Funny To Me.

either they become a poly throuple or she dumps both of them, these are the only solutions.

I TAKE IT BACK. THIS GAME IS BROKEN JSJDHFHDJSKALSKDJDHFHDJAKAKJ

Poor Eric is getting left in the ashes (lol), I HAVE to request something for him now! Umm... Could I please ask for hc's where Eric realizes that he's fallen out of love with Rachel and in love with the reader? Like, he got really close to the reader in the one year that they were separated and now that he's reunited with Rachel he realizes that the spark between them isn't there anymore? I hope that all makes sense!! Thank you!

Of course! I love Eric as well and I would never leave him out!

◇ When Eric left Rachel, he thought he would never get over it.

◇ That is, until he met you.

◇ You both met when Eric was on his way to the lobby to leave the hospital after a doctor's appointment.

◇ And when he turned a corner to the hallway with the elevator, that's when he bumped into you, causing the both of you to fall to the floor, papers flying everywhere.

◇ You worked as a nurse, being trained to become a doctor.

◇ You were trying to bring the last of the tests to one of your employers offices when you bumped into Eric.

◇ Eric repeatedly apologized as he helped pick the papers up.

◇ And when he looked up at you, he felt his heart instantly start to race.

◇ The two of you exchanged a few words before you had to leave, but that didn't stop Eric from seeing you again.

◇ When you finished your shift, you headed down to the lobby and was surprised to see Eric there.

◇ And after that day, your relationship with him blossomed throughout the year.

◇ And when he goes to Iraq, it hurts to be away from her for a while, but he promised her that he would be back soon.

◇ When he saw Rachel again, that's when he realized that the spark he had with Rachel was gone, and that he loved you.

◇ And that made finding out about Rachel and Nick being together not hurt that much at all.

◇ He was happy that they were happy together, and they were happy that Eric moved on and was with someone he cared about as well.

◇ They even asked to meet Y/N after they were done in Iraq, which Eric was completely fine with Y/N meeting them.

Raise your hand if you think we need more house of ashes fanfics 🖐

I just wanna read about my boy Eric y’all

United Front

[Polyamorous Reader] Clarice Stokes x Reader & Eric King x Reader (Non-Binary, Trans Masc, They/Them Pronouns Used) [The Dark Pictures Anthology: House Of Ashes]

Warnings: Spoilers for House Of Ashes, Swearing, Near Death Experience, Injuries, Blood

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Romance 

Summary: After somehow getting talked into coming along for the trip to Iraq with their boyfriend’s ex wife’s team, Y/N finds themself in an odd predicament they leave wishing they had rejected the harmless offer.

Requested by @hopeveon  Thank you so much for the request bro! Hope you enjoy the read! Love, Vy ❤

It’s not a secret Clarice and Eric are the number one bickering duo and can literally never find a common ground. However, there’s one instance in which the two are a united front - Y/N.

You see, Y/N’s the only person who can defuse whatever fight that could breakout between the two, seeing as how they know each of the two better than anyone. That probably has something to do with the fact that they’re dating them both - separately, cause God forbid Eric and Clarice being in the same relationship. Shit would hit the motherfucking fan if the two had to be in the same relationship which they luckily don’t. Being the antidote to both their dark sides, is the only thing the two have in common is their love for Y/N. And that’s the only thing that brings them together into a like-minded alliance.

Like right now, for example.

“Y/N come on! What’s the worst that could happen? You’re a soldier after all.“ Clarice practically begs as she is staring into the stone-cold face of the unshakeable Y/N.

They’ve been going back and forth for a day and a half now - ever since Eric gave them the news of the trip to Iraq with a new team he was assigned. The minor detail that bothers Y/N is the fact that said team belongs to his ex wife.

And man do they not want to be dealing with her anytime soon…or ever.

“The worst? You wanna know what’s the worst that can happen?“ They ask, earning themself an eager but very innocent and pleading nod from Clarice, “That ex wife of his could eat me alive, skin bone and everything in between. That’s what could happen.“

The doctor rolls her eyes, “I’d never let her do that. I don’t tend to speak highly of Eric, but he wouldn’t let that happen either. Hell, you’d be able to fend her off just fine!” The girl starts pacing while Y/N keeps their eyes on her, a small smile playing at their lips with amusement. “We could really use the backup too! Please! Pretty please?”

Their eyes widen, playing the ‘offended’ card, “Oh, I see. You only want me as backup, got it.“

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…name? 👀

last week i listened to an entire podcast about the history of toxic diet culture just so i could find some more ideas

House of Ashes? More like House of Avengers.

"Our mission has uncovered something...unexpected."

- Lieutenant Colonel Eric King

House of Ashes

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Remember, queens - we’re not “fat pieces of shit”. We’re just fat. Love yourself 😌💅