Raise Your Hand If You Think We Need More House Of Ashes Fanfics 🖐

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Not me over here adding to the hundred thousand or anything 👀

Me seeing so many house of ashes requests in my inbox has got me like.

…name? 👀

last week i listened to an entire podcast about the history of toxic diet culture just so i could find some more ideas

So this must be the one and only satellite guy?

I’m such a fuckin simp

I TAKE IT BACK. THIS GAME IS BROKEN JSJDHFHDJSKALSKDJDHFHDJAKAKJ

Me. Every. Day.

does anyone else’s brain constantly bounce between like 10 ed moods at once

like rn my mind is going:

“ok so if i eat exactly 700 cals every day for a month i’ll totally lose a bunch”

“maybe i’ll not count and just try to eat super clean and healthy”

“im just gonna fast for as long as possible”

“fuck it maybe i should try to recover”

“im a whale and eating is stupid”

like…..bitch make up your mind??

Eric “I Can’t Rush The Damn Moon!” King