I TAKE IT BACK. THIS GAME IS BROKEN JSJDHFHDJSKALSKDJDHFHDJAKAKJ

Not me over here adding to the hundred thousand or anything 👀

Me seeing so many house of ashes requests in my inbox has got me like.

Eric: I really think my friendship with Nick is improving. Yesterday he said, “Did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?” And instead of saying “Shut up, Nick,” I said “Okay”.

Y/N: I’m Proud of you.

Nick: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Eric, without looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Nick:

Nick: Fsh

Only one that I felt for in this situation was Eric bc like... fuck cheaters. Period.

itsjinxiebutt

TW:

Remember, queens - we’re not “fat pieces of shit”. We’re just fat. Love yourself 😌💅

"Our mission has uncovered something...unexpected."

- Lieutenant Colonel Eric King

House of Ashes

Eric’s number 1 simp

NO THOUGHTS

ONLY ERIC, SALIM AND JASON'S FACE MODELS 🛐🛐🛐

I don't know about anyone else, but this will never not be funny to me.

Very minor spoilers.