NO THOUGHTS

Not me over here adding to the hundred thousand or anything 👀

Me seeing so many house of ashes requests in my inbox has got me like.

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"Our mission has uncovered something...unexpected."

- Lieutenant Colonel Eric King

House of Ashes

Eric: I really think my friendship with Nick is improving. Yesterday he said, “Did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?” And instead of saying “Shut up, Nick,” I said “Okay”.

Y/N: I’m Proud of you.

I am on my hands and knees begging for Eric king content. Perhaps dating headcanons, literally anything is okay I just cannot find any fics about my boy.

A/n: So this ended up as relationship headcanons....i apologize.

➤: Very sweet, type of guy to dote on you. Really learned from his past mistakes on not shutting himself away.

➤: Like's to tease you, think's its cute to see you flustered.

➤: It's on and off when it comes to PDA, someday's he might get a bit nervous but other day's he'd love nothing more than to give you a kiss in public.

➤: Is big on holding hands, he loves holding your hand.

➤: Is insecure about his prosthetic though he gets relieved when you tell him that doesn't bother you.

➤: Give's you his dog tags, he is rather proud seeing you wear something of his. { it's a bonus when that's the only thing you wear }

➤: If you get a ring for him as a gift he wears it around a chain keeping it close to his heart. If you get him a locket he keep's a picture of you in it.

➤: Has a photo of you in his wallet.

➤: Tend's to brag about you to his coworkers, bonus if said cowoker's already know you and are friends with you.

➤: Will spoil the hell out of you on any holiday, really goes all out for Christmas and Valentines Day.

➤: Will be the boyfriend / Husband that would be willing to wear slilly Christmas Sweaters or Couples Costumes for Halloween.

➤: Love's taking you out for diner but he also enjoy's staying in cooking with you and watching some T.v shows or movies.

➤: Can picture his life with you, marriage, being a father, the whole thing.

➤: When he becomes a dad,he is the best dad ever. Like you, he really spoils his children.

I TAKE IT BACK. THIS GAME IS BROKEN JSJDHFHDJSKALSKDJDHFHDJAKAKJ

Me. Every. Day.

does anyone else’s brain constantly bounce between like 10 ed moods at once

like rn my mind is going:

“ok so if i eat exactly 700 cals every day for a month i’ll totally lose a bunch”

“maybe i’ll not count and just try to eat super clean and healthy”

“im just gonna fast for as long as possible”

“fuck it maybe i should try to recover”

“im a whale and eating is stupid”

like…..bitch make up your mind??

I don't know about anyone else, but this will never not be funny to me.

Very minor spoilers.