Itsjinxiebutt

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Remember, queens - we’re not “fat pieces of shit”. We’re just fat. Love yourself 😌💅

I don't know about anyone else, but this will never not be funny to me.

Very minor spoilers.

Me. Every. Day.

does anyone else’s brain constantly bounce between like 10 ed moods at once

like rn my mind is going:

“ok so if i eat exactly 700 cals every day for a month i’ll totally lose a bunch”

“maybe i’ll not count and just try to eat super clean and healthy”

“im just gonna fast for as long as possible”

“fuck it maybe i should try to recover”

“im a whale and eating is stupid”

like…..bitch make up your mind??

😩✌🏽

Not me over here adding to the hundred thousand or anything 👀

Me seeing so many house of ashes requests in my inbox has got me like.

I am on my hands and knees begging for Eric king content. Perhaps dating headcanons, literally anything is okay I just cannot find any fics about my boy.

A/n: So this ended up as relationship headcanons....i apologize.

➤: Very sweet, type of guy to dote on you. Really learned from his past mistakes on not shutting himself away.

➤: Like's to tease you, think's its cute to see you flustered.

➤: It's on and off when it comes to PDA, someday's he might get a bit nervous but other day's he'd love nothing more than to give you a kiss in public.

➤: Is big on holding hands, he loves holding your hand.

➤: Is insecure about his prosthetic though he gets relieved when you tell him that doesn't bother you.

➤: Give's you his dog tags, he is rather proud seeing you wear something of his. { it's a bonus when that's the only thing you wear }

➤: If you get a ring for him as a gift he wears it around a chain keeping it close to his heart. If you get him a locket he keep's a picture of you in it.

➤: Has a photo of you in his wallet.

➤: Tend's to brag about you to his coworkers, bonus if said cowoker's already know you and are friends with you.

➤: Will spoil the hell out of you on any holiday, really goes all out for Christmas and Valentines Day.

➤: Will be the boyfriend / Husband that would be willing to wear slilly Christmas Sweaters or Couples Costumes for Halloween.

➤: Love's taking you out for diner but he also enjoy's staying in cooking with you and watching some T.v shows or movies.

➤: Can picture his life with you, marriage, being a father, the whole thing.

➤: When he becomes a dad,he is the best dad ever. Like you, he really spoils his children.

Only one that I felt for in this situation was Eric bc like... fuck cheaters. Period.

"Our mission has uncovered something...unexpected."

- Lieutenant Colonel Eric King

House of Ashes

So this must be the one and only satellite guy?