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Nick: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Eric, without looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Nick:

Nick: Fsh

NO THOUGHTS

ONLY ERIC, SALIM AND JASON'S FACE MODELS 🛐🛐🛐

TW:

Remember, queens - we’re not “fat pieces of shit”. We’re just fat. Love yourself 😌💅

FICS IN THE MAKING - HOUSE OF ASHES

(UPDATED 02/11-21 | REQUESTS OPEN)

✦.° REQUESTS (8) °.✦

Jason Kolchek

A Piece Of Me And You (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: In which Jason has been carrying around a piece of you without your knowledge, always close to where his heart once used to rest before you stole it, and you accidentally find out. 》

Guardian Angel (Requested by: anon, anon & anon)

《 SUMMARY: Down in the buried ruins of the ancient temple, Death lurks behind every corner, and while you are no stranger to battle and action, no one could’ve prepared you for what was to come. It’s survival of the fittest and, simply put, you don’t seem to be fit enough, when you take a hit so severe that you might just be left for dead. 》

Living The Life (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: Jason has retired from the military and settled down to live a normal, domesticated life, with a normal job, a normal house, and a normal, but nothing short of amazing, relationship. 》

Eric King

The Right, The Wrong, And Everything Inbetween (Requested by: @katnisspeetaprim)

《 SUMMARY: When you arrive at Camp Slayer alongside your brother-in-law, relationships are immediately put to the test when you’re all collectively thrown into a life-threatening shitshow, and Rachel somewhere along the way learns that you and Eric have caught feelings for each other during your time spent together, and their time spent apart. 》

Perfect Imperfections (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: To you, the idea that someone could be in love with you was ridiculous. But you soon come to learn that even the biggest of imperfections could be viewed as perfect through the right eyes. 》

Brand New Sun (Requested by: @thefictionalgemini)

《 SUMMARY: Yours and Eric’s love is still new, but already put to the test when both your lives are put in danger in front of the other’s very eyes. You had just found each other, and wasn’t by far ready to lose each other. 》

Eric: I really think my friendship with Nick is improving. Yesterday he said, “Did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?” And instead of saying “Shut up, Nick,” I said “Okay”.

Y/N: I’m Proud of you.

either they become a poly throuple or she dumps both of them, these are the only solutions.

Listen.

I’m not trying to lose weight because I hate myself.

I actually love myself.

I *dont* love the way my body looks right now.

This *is* my self-love.

Eric “I Can’t Rush The Damn Moon!” King

I don't know about anyone else, but this will never not be funny to me.

Very minor spoilers.

Not me over here adding to the hundred thousand or anything 👀

Me seeing so many house of ashes requests in my inbox has got me like.