Eric’s Number 1 Simp

I TAKE IT BACK. THIS GAME IS BROKEN JSJDHFHDJSKALSKDJDHFHDJAKAKJ

Not me over here adding to the hundred thousand or anything 👀

Me seeing so many house of ashes requests in my inbox has got me like.

Eric “I Can’t Rush The Damn Moon!” King

😩✌🏽

either they become a poly throuple or she dumps both of them, these are the only solutions.

I am on my hands and knees begging for Eric king content. Perhaps dating headcanons, literally anything is okay I just cannot find any fics about my boy.

A/n: So this ended up as relationship headcanons....i apologize.

➤: Very sweet, type of guy to dote on you. Really learned from his past mistakes on not shutting himself away.

➤: Like's to tease you, think's its cute to see you flustered.

➤: It's on and off when it comes to PDA, someday's he might get a bit nervous but other day's he'd love nothing more than to give you a kiss in public.

➤: Is big on holding hands, he loves holding your hand.

➤: Is insecure about his prosthetic though he gets relieved when you tell him that doesn't bother you.

➤: Give's you his dog tags, he is rather proud seeing you wear something of his. { it's a bonus when that's the only thing you wear }

➤: If you get a ring for him as a gift he wears it around a chain keeping it close to his heart. If you get him a locket he keep's a picture of you in it.

➤: Has a photo of you in his wallet.

➤: Tend's to brag about you to his coworkers, bonus if said cowoker's already know you and are friends with you.

➤: Will spoil the hell out of you on any holiday, really goes all out for Christmas and Valentines Day.

➤: Will be the boyfriend / Husband that would be willing to wear slilly Christmas Sweaters or Couples Costumes for Halloween.

➤: Love's taking you out for diner but he also enjoy's staying in cooking with you and watching some T.v shows or movies.

➤: Can picture his life with you, marriage, being a father, the whole thing.

➤: When he becomes a dad,he is the best dad ever. Like you, he really spoils his children.

FICS IN THE MAKING - HOUSE OF ASHES

(UPDATED 02/11-21 | REQUESTS OPEN)

✦.° REQUESTS (8) °.✦

Jason Kolchek

A Piece Of Me And You (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: In which Jason has been carrying around a piece of you without your knowledge, always close to where his heart once used to rest before you stole it, and you accidentally find out. 》

Guardian Angel (Requested by: anon, anon & anon)

《 SUMMARY: Down in the buried ruins of the ancient temple, Death lurks behind every corner, and while you are no stranger to battle and action, no one could’ve prepared you for what was to come. It’s survival of the fittest and, simply put, you don’t seem to be fit enough, when you take a hit so severe that you might just be left for dead. 》

Living The Life (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: Jason has retired from the military and settled down to live a normal, domesticated life, with a normal job, a normal house, and a normal, but nothing short of amazing, relationship. 》

Eric King

The Right, The Wrong, And Everything Inbetween (Requested by: @katnisspeetaprim)

《 SUMMARY: When you arrive at Camp Slayer alongside your brother-in-law, relationships are immediately put to the test when you’re all collectively thrown into a life-threatening shitshow, and Rachel somewhere along the way learns that you and Eric have caught feelings for each other during your time spent together, and their time spent apart. 》

Perfect Imperfections (Requested by: anon)

《 SUMMARY: To you, the idea that someone could be in love with you was ridiculous. But you soon come to learn that even the biggest of imperfections could be viewed as perfect through the right eyes. 》

Brand New Sun (Requested by: @thefictionalgemini)

《 SUMMARY: Yours and Eric’s love is still new, but already put to the test when both your lives are put in danger in front of the other’s very eyes. You had just found each other, and wasn’t by far ready to lose each other. 》

Nick: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Eric, without looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Nick:

Nick: Fsh

House of Ashes? More like House of Avengers.

…name? 👀

last week i listened to an entire podcast about the history of toxic diet culture just so i could find some more ideas