Tough Fucking Luck Losing My Cart And My Pack Of Camels In The Same 48 Hour Period I Suspect That It

just heard about communion!! "bred"????? "whine"?????? now thats something i can get behind!!!

Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

Puppy has a crush, and it worsens every time I see her. She cooked me lamb roast and drank wine with me. I've literally been wined and dined. She said that kissing is weirdly intimate to her as well as holding hands, and she held my hand and kissed my cheeks and neck. We talked for hours, and she even paused one of her favorite movies to talk and tease me. My brain is fried. This girl is way too pretty for me. She likes holding me, and her lips are soft. I want her to hurt me, I want her to crush my windpipe. I want to feel that softness melt away into base desire, but I also long for that softness. I want to take it slow and steady and go at a more relaxed pace than I'm used to. Idk what I want, except her tbh.

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

*bites you bites you bites you*

I'm declaring today:

Bite a Girl Thursday!