Magnifiquemee - Trying To Be Funny

HAPPY 18TH ANNIVERSARY, FATE STAY NIGHT!!!

have a very silly animation i made

night shift 午前3時

tfw eating burger but angry because ur evil

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Start painting blood, that'll show em who's dominant

Guys i have to get my blood drawn tomorrow what do i do

If you're wondering what being married is like;

Me: I want something salty.

My Spouse: *glances at their pussy*

Me: Why did you look at your pussy?!

My Spouse: Well, pussy IS generally salty

Me: Test me. I will put salt on that bitch.